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UK Police Get Guide to Arresting a Witch 1

Posted by samzenpus
from the first-control-the-broom dept.
"It's normal for people to be naked, bound and blindfolded," and "don't touch a witch's book of spells or their ornamental daggers" are just a couple of the things one can learn from reading the new 300-page handbook on how to deal with members of the pagan community. The guide was created by The Metropolitan Police in an attempt to improve relations between officers and pagans, thereby decreasing the number of police turned into newts each year.

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