US Embassy Categorizes Beijing Air Quality As 'Crazy Bad' 270
digitaldc writes "Pollution in Beijing was so bad Friday the US embassy, which has been independently monitoring air quality, ran out of conventional adjectives to describe it, at one point saying it was 'crazy bad.' The embassy later deleted the phrase, saying it was an 'incorrect' description and it would revise the language to use when the air quality index goes above 500, its highest point and a level considered hazardous for all people by US standards. The hazardous haze has forced schools to stop outdoor exercises, and health experts asked residents, especially those with respiratory problems, the elderly and children, to stay indoors."
Better than "Fucking Bad" I guess (Score:5, Funny)
Desperately seeking emphatic adjective...
Re:Better than "Fucking Bad" I guess (Score:2, Funny)
A spokes person at the embassy was also quoted (Score:5, Funny)
This is why the USA can not compete. (Score:4, Funny)
If you run away from smog every time it comes around the smog is going to start thinking we are weak. Then we are going to have to listen to the smog whenever it tell us to do something. We need to stand up to the smog and show it that we are not just a bunch of overly socialized western pansies. I demand that we give all our kids smog masks! The smog masks will supply a steady stream of high quality smog to school children, who will naturally become smog tolerant. The smog tolerant children will go on to create a new world free untethered from the requirements of clean air and pollution control devices. These new smog tolerant children will then be able to compete against the Chinese who are fed a steady diet of smog since birth.
-If you don't want to turn into a frog, you better eat some smog.
-Elliot Weise
Thankfully (Score:5, Funny)
Re:When will China have their 60's? (Score:3, Funny)
Yea! The 60's, lawyers, and Elvis Presley pretty much destroyed our economy. As a USian, and can emphatically say I want China to have the same 'benefits' we have. Anything can get the Chinese to start thinking individualistically and to stop worrying about the greater good of the society is the right way to go. Of coarse I would prefer that USians start following the Chinese example, and value education / hard work, but if I can't have that I think the next best think is to export MTV to China.
-We know what we ought to do, but do it naught
-Jerry Springer
Re:No kidding. (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:I was at a loss for words (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yet if the lasse fair economics crowd would say (Score:3, Funny)
Wish I had mod points.
Re:Better than "Fucking Bad" I guess (Score:2, Funny)
New weather scale (Score:1, Funny)
Crazy Bad
Wicked Bad
Bogus
Chill
Sweet
Re:Better than "Fucking Bad" I guess (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Better than "Fucking Bad" I guess (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Better than "Fucking Bad" I guess (Score:3, Funny)
At first I thought they were complaining about the airline service of "Beijing Air". I could picture a bunch of snobby suits ordering martinis and yelling "WHERE'S THE FUCKING OLIVE!? This is so going to hit the news."
Re:Better than "Fucking Bad" I guess (Score:5, Funny)
You mean they'd be breathing Plaid?
Re:fight! (Score:3, Funny)
I think you mean "pedants".
Re:Yet if the lasse fair economics crowd would say (Score:3, Funny)
Screw the pony, I wish I had a girlfriend.