samzenpus from the how'd-that-get-there? dept.
Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas's ingenuity is matched only by their BMI. The pair are accused of stealing $2,600 worth of clothing and shoes from T.J.Maxx and hiding the goods between fat rolls. My favorite part of the article: "Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast..."
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"