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Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate 13

Posted by samzenpus
from the think-of-the-tasty-children dept.
An anonymous reader writes "A man in possession of the world's greatest license plate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. According to poster WHOWANTSBEEF at Reddit, he's the owner of the infamous 'EATTHE Kids First' license plate floating around the internet for years. Unfortunately for him, someone complained his plate was advocating something beyond hilarious cannibalism."

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Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate

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  • by Rogerborg (306625) on Friday January 07, 2011 @05:29PM (#34796832) Homepage

    A handful of professional complainers complain, and that translates to "most people would find [the plate] to be repulsive".

    Hint to you guys: if you read this plate, and your brain says "have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids!", then it's not the plate that's the problem.

    • A handful of professional complainers complain, and that translates to "most people would find [the plate] to be repulsive".

      Hint to you guys: if you read this plate, and your brain says "have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids!", then it's not the plate that's the problem.

      I know this one! It's my mother's fault, right! Freud told me so.

    • by Darinbob (1142669)
      Professional complainers? Where do I apply?
      • by Locke2005 (849178)
        Damn! To think that all these years I've been doing it for free as a highly-skilled amateur!
    • by couchslug (175151) on Sunday January 09, 2011 @08:20PM (#34818484)

      "Hint to you guys: if you read this plate, and your brain says "have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids!", then it's not the plate that's the problem."

      No children should have oral sex without benefit of clergy.

    • by Locke2005 (849178)
      Actually, I've seen this plate on the web before, and the pedophilia connotation never even occurred to me. But then,. the necrophilia connotation of the St. Pauli Girl "Enjoy a nice cold girl" t-shirt my dad gave me never occurred to me either. In the same way that Jerry "Tinky-Winky is gay!" Falwell obviously spends entirely too much time and energy thinking about gay sex, whoever claimed this plate advocated oral sex with minors must be spending entirely too much time and energy thinking about sex with c
  • obviously the people who shout what about the kids didnt live him making fun of them so decided to try and censor him.
  • by wiredlogic (135348) on Monday January 10, 2011 @02:57PM (#34826118)

    Clearly the plate owner is making an allusion to Swift's "A Modest Proposal". Only a sick sociopath would associate such imagery with sodomy.

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