World's Worst Hacker? 174
An anonymous reader submitted a video clip that allegedly demonstrates a hacker working in a
honeypot.
If you fear for the future security of the internet, this video will set your mind at ease.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? -- Woody Allen
Best Part (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The soundtrack (Score:4, Funny)
http://xkcd.com/606/ [xkcd.com]
Tracer Tee (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Outsourcing everywhere (Score:5, Funny)
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>cd /comments /witty-retort /a
comments: no such file or directory found
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>cd
witty-retort:no such file or directory found
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>mkdir comments
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>cd comments
$zach@zach-desktop:~/comments$>echo "I'm not the lowest bid!"
I'm not the lowest bid!
$zach@zach-desktop:~/comments$>cd
a: no such file or directory
Grrr......
$zach@zach-desktop:~/comments$>telnet slashdot.org 80
Trying 216.34.181.45...
Connected to slashdot.org.
Escape character is '^]'.
Post comments
Connection closed by foreign host.
Now let's see if they posted my comment.....
Re:What he's doing? (Score:4, Funny)
And he doesn't seem to know about 'ls'. If I was sitting next to this guy, I would mash his head on the keyboard.
Re:What he's doing? (Score:4, Funny)
(at a well-known company that makes security products involving pigs)
I'd suggest you take a good review of your company's product line. Seems all it takes to thwart your security is a ragtag group of birds with a large slingshot and good aim.