World's Worst Hacker? 174
An anonymous reader submitted a video clip that allegedly demonstrates a hacker working in a
honeypot.
If you fear for the future security of the internet, this video will set your mind at ease.
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
Best Part (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The soundtrack (Score:4, Funny)
http://xkcd.com/606/ [xkcd.com]
Tracer Tee (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Outsourcing everywhere (Score:5, Funny)
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>cd /comments /witty-retort /a
comments: no such file or directory found
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>cd
witty-retort:no such file or directory found
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>mkdir comments
$zach@zach-desktop:~$>cd comments
$zach@zach-desktop:~/comments$>echo "I'm not the lowest bid!"
I'm not the lowest bid!
$zach@zach-desktop:~/comments$>cd
a: no such file or directory
Grrr......
$zach@zach-desktop:~/comments$>telnet slashdot.org 80
Trying 216.34.181.45...
Connected to slashdot.org.
Escape character is '^]'.
Post comments
Connection closed by foreign host.
Now let's see if they posted my comment.....
Re:What he's doing? (Score:4, Funny)
And he doesn't seem to know about 'ls'. If I was sitting next to this guy, I would mash his head on the keyboard.
Re:What he's doing? (Score:4, Funny)
(at a well-known company that makes security products involving pigs)
I'd suggest you take a good review of your company's product line. Seems all it takes to thwart your security is a ragtag group of birds with a large slingshot and good aim.