samzenpus from the hold-the-rodents dept.
A pizza feud on the outskirts of Philadelphia has turned ugly after a man was arrested for planting a bag of mice in his competitors pizza shop. Police say Nickolas Galiatsatos, owner of Nina's Bell Pizzeria, hid a bag of mice in the ceiling of Verona Pizza. Working under the assumption that most customers want as few rodent droppings as possible in their pies, police chief Michael Chitwood has labeled the incident "food terrorism."
Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler