Can't Get a Real Girlfriend? Get a "Cloud" Girlfriend 250
An anonymous reader writes "In news that could make many lonely tech savvy men have more of a spring in their steps is the launch of 'Cloud Girlfriend' which is a start up tech company based in California whose service is to match a user to his perfect match. The sad part is the relationship will only be internet based. Reported by Sara Yin of PC Mag, 'Cloud Girlfriend' will be free as David Fuhriman co-founder is quoted with saying 'We allow people to define their ideal self, find their perfect girlfriend or boyfriend and connect and interact as if that person existed. We will fulfill the 4 steps on the landing page, but not create any fake accounts.'"
Mockery (Score:5, Funny)
Well, as atrociously bad as I am at dating, it's always nice to know that there will always be somebody sadder and more pathetic than you.
Hmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Orgy (Score:2, Funny)
"Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?"
Re:Eliza ? (Score:5, Funny)
The internet. Where Men are Men.
And the Women are Too.
Re:Do not want (Score:4, Funny)
Any "relationship" that doesn't include at least the possibility of getting a blowjob is no relationship at all.
I think you'd have some lesbians that would argue that's not true...
Re:Do not want (Score:5, Funny)
Any "relationship" that doesn't include at least the possibility of getting a blowjob is no relationship at all.
So, marriage doesn't count as a real relationship?
To The Cloud! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Mockery (Score:5, Funny)
What about chatting with your girlfriend and pretending it's a bot? :-)
Re:Eliza ? (Score:4, Funny)
Long story...
Perfect Girlfriend... (Score:5, Funny)
* Lots of curves.
* Smart and able to help me when I make mistakes.
* Always there when I want to do something.
* Always there when I don't want to do something.
* A pretty smile.
* Good at helping me with problems.
*** PROCESSING ***
> Please log in to Facebook now to meet your new girlfriend!
*Opens Browser and logs in*
*Whirrrrrlllll TINK TINK TINK*
From Clippy'etta: Hello handsome! It looks like you are trying to find a girlfriend today!
From Me: NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!
Re:Do not want (Score:5, Funny)