English City Council "Not Ready" for Zombie Attack 121
Unlike the CDC, a freedom of information request submitted to the Leicester City Council has revealed that the council is not prepared for an unexpected zombie invasion. From the article: "'We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh,' said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance. The Freedom of Information Act allows a right of access to recorded information held by public authorities. Ms Wyeth said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose."
You're Laughing Now (Score:5, Funny)
Will you be laughing when the apocalypse comes, and you look back and say, "We weren't prepared, oh god, we weren't prepared...."
No! You'll be wandering the streets of Leicester, all dripping blood and rotting flesh, hungering for brains. BE PREPARED!
You Know... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Unexpected? (Score:4, Funny)
No one expects the zombie inquisition!
Too late (Score:3, Funny)
I have been on the tube... the zombies are already there
Egg firmly on faces (Score:0, Funny)
Basically if the Zombiepocalpyse happens the UK is screwed due to poor planning where as the US is prepared? After getting blown off for all the help in WW II don't expect much from the US when the zombies come a callin'. In the US every house is armed to the teeth where as in the UK you'll be fighting them off with Cricket bats and blood sausages. Draconian gun laws won't be much comfort while your neighbors are eating your brains. Please do send us the rest of the current season of Doctor Who before the zombies take over the BBC. Then again replacing the staff of the BBC with flesh eating zombies may be an improvement. It certainly couldn't hurt Radio One. Zombie Stig may not be as quick as he was when he was alive but the rest of the Top Gear cast may be more entertaining as the other two hosts chase Richard Hammond around screaming "Brains!!!" as he tries to outrun them in a Morris Marina held together with Duck tape. Then again zombies running the BBC has got to be better than American "Idle" and Gossip Girl. Root Channel is better than those two shows.
Re:You're Laughing Now (Score:5, Funny)
no we do what we have allways done - promote them to the House of Lords.
you need a shotgun licence, not so easy to get (Score:5, Funny)
In the UK you'll need a shotgun licence to own a shotgun. Not so easy to get. You'll have to persuade the police (they do a home visit for each application) that you have a good reason for needing one, and "being prepared for the zombie invasion" probably won't be the winning answer....