samzenpus from the this-had-better-have-nothing-to-do-with-midichlorians dept.
sethmad writes "As everyone who's ever passed the GRE knows, there are two major hypothetical operational problems with Star Wars lightsabers. More accurately I should say there were two problems, because I solved both of them."
The Force is what holds everything together. It has its dark side, and
it has its light side. It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.