Japanese Scientist Creates Meat Substitute From Sewage 417
An anonymous reader writes "Hold on to your hamburgers — Japanese scientist Mitsyuki Ikeda at the Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama has invented an artificial meat substitute made from human feces. The unseemly meal is made by extracting protein and lipids from 'sewage mud.' The lipids are then combined with a reaction enhancer and whipped into 'meat' in an exploder. Ikeda makes the 'meat' more palatable by adding things like soy protein."
Harro, Shitty Wok (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"soylent green is people" (Score:3, Funny)
Soylent Brown is Poop-le!
Sorry, it was too easy.
Re:um... (Score:5, Funny)
Breath Mints Win! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Harro, Shitty Wok (Score:3, Funny)
That's Lacist!
Re:Mmmm (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Mmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, they're going to run into real trouble here, McDonald's has a patent on this.
Re:someone will eat it (Score:4, Funny)
Scientist's Advertisement on Google, "EAT SHIT" or wait.. "Check This Shit Out!". OK, someone had to say this.
I'll [bet] that scientist wants to charge as much as a T-bone or Prime Chuck! He's in this shit up to his knees for what, notoriety?
Waiter!!! There's a fly in my excrement!
Re:someone will eat it (Score:5, Funny)
Wow.
Starving masses in Africa eating our bourgeois American white-people feces.
That would be a total PR shit storm.