McCain Decries "Hobbits," Accused of Ringbearing 722
Oxford_Comma_Lover writes "Senator McCain decried Tea Party 'Hobbits' on Wednesday for their failure to support the GOP's debt deal, at times reading from a WSJ editorial that began the analogy. The Tea Party fired back, with a prominent member noting on CNN that McCain had been corrupted by the ring of power. The full text of his floor remarks should be in the Congressional Record later today."
Well ... (Score:5, Funny)
Silly McCain... (Score:5, Funny)
LolzSec? (Score:5, Funny)
Ok, which one of you hacked his teleprompter?
It's OK (Score:4, Funny)
McCain was the last Democrat I voted for in a Presidential election
Re:Well That Does It (Score:5, Funny)
So with Tolkien done and Superheros on the way out what's next?
Krispy Kreme the movie?
Does whatever a Saru can (Score:5, Funny)
So with Tolkien done and Superheros on the way out what's next?
Crossovers! "Saru-man, Saru-man, does whatever a Saru can"
Re:Well ... (Score:4, Funny)
Well, it's a series of tubes...
Should be tagged (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obviously McCain doesn't understand the story (Score:5, Funny)
The Sauron and Saruman presidential bid provided this country with the strong leadership it needed, backed with wisdom and experience. The Gandalf, Aragorn bid gave us a man on his last legs hitched to an unknown forest ranger from a state not even contiguous with the rest of Gondor!
Now, it's true that the Denethor administration left the country in a terrible way, in considerable debt, fighting losing wars on two fronts, and many were uncomfortable with the presidents stance on religious issues, especially funeral rituals. But that is no reason for people to turn away from strong leadership and a prosperous future, in favour of weed smoking, sound-bites about all the free peoples of Middle Earth, most of whom the majority of Gondorian's don't even know exist outside of legends!
I remind the house that in Mordorian society, there are no taxes, and no unnecessary labour or environmental protection, and all that is needed to succeed is drive, ambition, and a phalanx of orc mercenaries. The Sauruman bid allows us to partake in this forward looking society, abandon the failed liberal policies of Eldarianism, and return Gondor to the glories of its manifest destiny, as it was in the days of Ar-Pharazon!
Therefore, I urge citizen to cooperate with the new regime and offer up their young as orc feed as eagerly as I would offer up my own. Thank you, and God Bless Gondor.
Re:Easy enough (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Obviously McCain doesn't understand the story (Score:4, Funny)
an unknown forest ranger from a state not even contiguous with the rest of Gondor!
Good point, I never even saw Aragorn's birth certificate.