PETA To Launch Pornography Website 348
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are planning on launching an adult oriented website to help protect animals through a mix of animal suffering footage and porn. I'm not sure how mixing the two will win hearts, minds, or naughty bits, but Lindsay Rajt, PETA's associate director of campaigns, seems to think it's a good idea. She says, "We're hoping to reach a whole new audience of people, some of whom will be shocked by graphic images that maybe they didn't anticipate seeing when they went to the PETA triple-X site."
We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:5, Funny)
Fuck it, we're going full-on batshit.
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:4, Funny)
For once PETA does something I approve of. Yes, get more female celebrities to pose nude! I'm sure it will turn me from an omnivore to a herbivore once I get enough exposure!
Sh*ting D*ck Nipples (Score:4, Funny)
So they're implementing Encyclopedia Dramatica?
The website's motto (Score:5, Funny)
Keep those PETAfiles off the internet (Score:4, Funny)
And get that Kitty porn off my screen, damnit.
--Joe
Re:When PETA thinks it's a good idea... (Score:5, Funny)
I was thinking the same things, perhaps this will only exacerbate the problem.
"Thanks a lot PETA, I can't get off unless I kill an animal now!"
Re:The website's motto (Score:4, Funny)
"Give a dog a bone"
Singing! (Score:5, Funny)
Supersadomasochistinecrobestiality.
Its when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
PETA and Burning Man (Score:2, Funny)
First off, when it comes to art at Burning Man, pretty much anything goes. However, PETA's "art" consisted of a film loop of pigs being beaten to death, shown on a 15-foot screen, complete with sound. They placed this on the Esplanade, Burning Man's "main street." My camp was next door, and while we didn't actually do any of the following pranks, thinking them up was great fun.
Our first prank was to go over with a plate of veal chops:
Us: "Hi, guys. We're from BBQ camp, next door, and ... we're full. Would you like some veal chops? We're just going to throw them out."
Our next prank:
Us: "Hi, guys. We're so glad that you've taken the first step toward a sustainable planet by becoming vegan. But we hope that you'll take the next ethical step like we have. We're from Fruitarian camp, next door, and we would like to invite you to join us in embracing a fruitarian lifestyle, and avoid all but fruit that falls naturally from the tree."
PETA: "If you guys are all fruitarians, how come you're all so fat?"
Me: "Well, I can only speak for myself, but I've been a fruitarian now for a month, and already I've lost over 50 pounds. I feel great, and expect to be at my goal weight in just 10 more days."
For our final prank, we planned to go masturbate in front of their pig-killing video:
Us: "uhhh. Uhhhh. UUHHHH, Oh Yes!"
PETA: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?"
Us: "Oh, hey, sorry. We're from Bestiality Camp, next door. We were just enjoying the snuff films you guys are showing."
Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before (Score:4, Funny)
At least he got 'their' right...