Theater Professor's Firefly Poster Declared Threatening

ocean_soul writes "Probably because nothing more threatening was happening and they need to prove their usefulness the school police at University of Wisconsin-Stout decided a Firefly poster with the quote: "You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed," was a threat to the safety on campus. Wasn't that a quote about not killing people?"

Re:Come on, Jake, it's Wisconsin

[Kev Vance]

Eric Cartman? Is that you?

Quotes don't kill people

[captainpanic]

Chuck Norris does.

From the article...

[broginator]

"...school police chief Lisa A. Walter..." It's the L.A.W.

TAT

[georgenh16]

You know what this means - the next time he wears a bonnet on campus, he'll be threatened by the "Threat Assessment Team".


"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."

Posters are unsafe

[not_surt]

I got a paper cut from one. I nearly died.

Re:Quotes don't kill people

[Deus.1.01]

Chuck Norris sucks cock for cab fare and then walks home.

I'm SORRY! IM SORRY!

You may mod me down! BUT I HATE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!

Re:Lets see if I understand this.

[BigT]

You want rationality from a theater professor? But where's the drama in that?

Re:Lets see if I understand this.

[Lumpy]

"they come through my street, and yell, fight or piss in my entrance."

when I lived in chicago we solved that one. every friday night 2 of my neighbors and I would sit out on the porch with a gardenhose and a trigger nozzle. Nothing stops idiots like having 3 people hose them down as they walk by.

IT took only 3 weeks of this and suddenly we did not have the problem anymore. Which sucked, because it was a lot of fun drinking on the porch and hosing down idiots.