Airline to Offer In-Flight Adult Movies 200
Soon the loud passenger who's had too much to drink on your red-eye flight will be the least of your travel worries. Ryanair Airlines chief Michael O'Leary plans to launch an app that will allow passengers to watch porn on their tablets and smartphones during flight. Mr O'Leary told the Sun: "I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices. Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" Best of all, the app could also be used to gamble or play games in case you got bored during the speaking parts of your in-flight adult movie.
Re:WCPGW (Score:5, Funny)
Especially since they're taking out all but one bathroom...
Re:Anyone remember that "Bad Idea Jeans" skit on S (Score:3, Funny)
My thoughts exactly. I had to look at my calendar to confirm it wasn't April 1st. Regardless of people's desire to apparently have limitless access to porn 24/7 and that most people that determined to be looking at smut on a flight can download it to their phones easily enough, I am still trying to fathom that there's a universe and market niche that actually feels compelled to look at porn while in flight, surrounded by hundreds of people. Is the airline also going to hand out tissue packs and "spank screens" so its customers can jerk off in private? If this is the best the CEO can come up with to increase his airline's profile, he needs to be shown the door.
Re:Skip the movie (Score:5, Funny)
They've already thought of that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfIY24BErBE [youtube.com]
Re:Problems with kink? (Score:4, Funny)
Due to Rule 34 I can't tell if you're joking. But it's pretty funny either way.
Re:This is not a good advertisement (Score:5, Funny)
You're watching the wrong kind of porn. There is actually "nice" porn. Although I've never seen a man in it.
Re:Anyone remember that "Bad Idea Jeans" skit on S (Score:4, Funny)
...and not in a cramped tin box sitting next to a stranger.
Speak for yourself.
Re:Anyone remember that "Bad Idea Jeans" skit on S (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Anyone remember that "Bad Idea Jeans" skit on S (Score:4, Funny)
You haven't taken a Metro Transit bus in Seattle for some time, have you?
Damn those metrosexuals.