Chinese Boy Claims To Have Cat-Like Night Vision 171
Oswald McWeany writes "Reports swirling around the Internet are that a boy in China may have cat-like night vision. The boy with eerie blue-eyes was able to fill out a questionnaire in the dark and his eyes reflect like a cat's when a light is shined on them. No reports yet if he marks his territory or is litter box trained."
Blue eyes? (Score:5, Funny)
Blue eyes? He just uses prescience to find if the answers he's about to write down are correct, much like Paul Muad-Dib the God-Emperor did later in his life. Nothing new here
And there you were... (Score:5, Funny)
And there you were complaining about all the toxic waste that cheap manufacturing and lax environment laws in China.
We could have blue-eyed sightseeing children here in the US, but, OH NO, you had to have cheap iPhones!!
Re:Blue eyes? (Score:5, Funny)
Not a mutation (Score:4, Funny)
He had a surgical shine job.
Re:Blue eyes? (Score:5, Funny)
Which would totally fucking awsome.
X-Men (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can't capture on camera? (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, his eyes look like ordinary blue eyes to me. Seems to me his mother really pulled off a fast one on his father. "Ooh, it's a mutation, has nothing to do with my job as a tour guide for Western visitors."
Re:Blue eyes? (Score:5, Funny)
Agreed.
Where do I get me some freaky blue night-vision eyes?
First you gotta kill a few people...
And then you get sent to a prison where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. So you dig up a doctor, pay him twenty menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyes
Re:not mutually exclusive (Score:4, Funny)
Or a roommate's shoes.
Re:Blue eyes? (Score:5, Funny)
Or he is just using his fingers to feel the patterns of thickly printed ink on the form.
Er, no. The obvious answer is that being cat-like, he shares their well-developed olfactory system, and hence reads by sense of smell.
Also, he sure plays a mean pinball.