Cancer-Detecting Bra Could One Day Surpass Mammograms In Accuracy 110
fangmcgee writes "Reno-based First Warning Systems is working on a new bra that could detect if you are developing breast cancer. Integrated sensors and a data controller regularly monitor your breasts and can watch for irregularities which may signal the growth of tumors. Tests so far are showing that the bra is far superior and may be able to detect cancerous growth up to 6 years sooner than self-exams or mammograms."
Victoria has a secret (Score:5, Funny)
Well, I never! (Score:4, Funny)
Integrated sensors and a data controller regularly monitor your breasts and can watch for irregularities which may signal the growth of tumors.
Look, I know I could stand to shed a few pounds, but I don't think I'm anywhere close to the point where a bra would be entering the picture.
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At first I thought it said "bro".
It's the "manzier"!
I for one... (Score:5, Funny)
I for one welcome our under wire overlords.
Defective by design (Score:4, Funny)
And teenage boys will still have trouble unhooking them.
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