Your Hands Were Made For Punching According To New Study 240
They are capable of delicate surgery, creating beautiful works of art, and comforting someone feeling down, but according to a new study your hands evolved to smash someone in the face. From the article: "Human hands evolved so that men could make fists and fight, and not just for manual dexterity, new research finds.
The study, published in the Journal of Experimental Biology, adds to a growing body of evidence that humans are among the most aggressive and violent animals on the planet.
'With the notable exception of bonobos, great apes are a relatively aggressive group of mammals,' lead author David Carrier told Discovery News. 'Although some primatologists may argue that chimpanzees are the most aggressive apes, I think the evidence suggests that humans are substantially more violent.''"
Not for jacking off? (Score:5, Funny)
Not for jacking off?
Explains a lot (Score:4, Funny)
According to my vegan, feminist ex... (Score:5, Funny)
We were living in a peaceful vegetarian world, munching on salad until the bronze age. Of course, all evidence for this was wiped out by the evil patriarchy.
Re:Not for jacking off? (Score:5, Funny)
If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have given us such long arms.
Level the playing field. (Score:4, Funny)
Although some primatologists may argue that chimpanzees are the most aggressive apes, I think the evidence suggests that humans are substantially more violent.
Set the chimps down in front of a few Windows systems and we'll see...
[ Sorry, just finished working on my Windows 7 system and reading the recent Windows 8 thread and am feeling a little violent. ]
Oh yeah? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yeah? I bet he wouldn't say that to my face!
Re:Not for jacking off? (Score:5, Funny)
But God was mad at T-Rex?
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Re:As a boxer... Ewwwwww (Score:3, Funny)
mishandling relatively short, small diameter, objects reminds you of your favourite pastime ............ just ewwww
Re:Fist walking (Score:4, Funny)
The point of walking was to free up the hands to punch more people. Just like the point of jumping was to do scissors kicks to the neck. Cause that's just awesome.
Re:Not for jacking off? (Score:5, Funny)
don't forget the red dot [smbc-comics.com].
Re:Level the playing field. (Score:5, Funny)
I predict that they will start throwing chairs.
Re:As a boxer... Ewwwwww (Score:5, Funny)
mishandling relatively short, small diameter, objects reminds you of your favourite pastime ............ just ewwww
If you haven't played with a clit, you're missing out.
Re:As a boxer... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You, sir. (Score:5, Funny)
Just don't shake his hand.
Re:As a boxer... Ewwwwww (Score:2, Funny)
It's above the b and below the g and h.
Re:As a boxer... Ewwwwww (Score:3, Funny)
touch: cannot touch ‘/dev/clit’: Permission denied
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Re:Not for jacking off? (Score:5, Funny)
Fascinating! I did a quick scientific survey of my colleagues and it seems that some peoples faces are evolved for punching too!
Re:As a boxer... Ewwwwww (Score:4, Funny)
sudo!
Re:As a boxer... Ewwwwww (Score:5, Funny)
It says:
"User Horndog is not a member of the super users group", and that "my access violation will be reported"!
I think I hear sirens....