Chevron Gives Residents Near Fracking Explosion Free Pizza 207
Lasrick writes "Chevron hopes that free soda and pizza can extinguish community anger over a fracking well fire in Dunkard Township, Pennsylvania. From the story: 'The flames that billowed out of the Marcellus Shale natural gas well were so hot they caused a nearby propane truck to explode, and first responders were forced to retreat to avoid injury. The fire burned for four days, and Chevron currently has tanks of water standing by in case it reignites. Of the twenty contractors on the well site, one is still missing, and is presumed dead.' The company gave those who live nearby a certificate for a free pizza and some soda."
Cold Pizza? (Score:5, Funny)
As a bonus, Dunkard Township residence can reheat the pizza with their kitchen faucets
Hot Dogs & Marshmallows (Score:5, Funny)
They should have given them hot dogs and marshmallows instead, to roast if it reignites,
They need to read the fine print. (Score:5, Funny)
There lawyers are really really clever.
That covers all the pizza I've had (Score:5, Funny)
I have to say, in many years I've yet to have a pizza explode - no matter how hard you shake it.
Just another notch in the belt of Pizza as superior food item.
Re:Scientists Create Pizza That Can Last Years (Score:5, Funny)
Scientists Create Pizza That Can Last Years
But that pizza is served just about room temperature. Now, if you store it close to that natural gas well site you could have some fracking HOT pizza!
Re:What the (Score:5, Funny)
I'm saddened to hear there are ACs in the future. BTW, how does Beta turn out?
Re:Scientists Create Pizza That Can Last Years (Score:5, Funny)
And they doused the fire with water? Like, from the toilet?
Re:What the (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I would boycott Chevron... (Score:4, Funny)
Fuck you, It's FREE pizza. Get that shit. Nothing to eat? Eat free pizza! It's free, and its pizza!
And they might give you water instead of soda, so your needs are covered. Shut your piehole, except for the part where you shove pizza pie in it. Like the good lord intended.