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__roo (86767) writes "According to North Korea's official "news" agency, a drink produced by North Korea's Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company, can cure aging and all disease. "It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time." It also has no side-effects."
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North Korea develops anti-aging "super-drink"

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  • Cause you to grow 2 feet Prevent nuclear radiation poisoning Allow you to work for 12 more hours Deflect all kinds of South-Korean bullets Make you breathe fire. NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA.
  • cover up for Kim Jong-il death and being replaced by some one who looks like him?

    • by kaaona (252061)

      If drinking this stuff turns you into a Fearless Leader look-alike, make mine hemlock.

  • North Korean Super-Drink Franchise Owner: Welcome to Super-Drink! What flavor would you like?
    Unsuspecting American Tourist: Hmm, I'm not sure ... let me think.
    North Korean Super-Drink Franchise Owner: Free thought is greatly discouraged. How about a lovely Peat Moss / Banana flavor? Natural peat moss flavors!
    Unsuspecting American Tourist: Um, I don't know ... maybe a nice Mint / Tar ... oh I know, I'd like some 'truth flavored' super-drink please.
    North Korean Super-Drink Franchise Owner: No such flavor

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