kkleiner writes: "Vending machines these days are selling all sorts of things. Live crabs, 24-carat gold bars, beer, liquor, marijuana, jeans, ties, sneakers, and more. Is there anything you cant buy in a vending machine?"
"No, no, I don't mind being called the smartest man in the world. I just wish
it wasn't this one."
-- Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, WATCHMEN