The weird shit is that my mom always use to tell me to thoroughly cook pork so we don't get Trichinosis. Meanwhile in those days I had no problems eating raw ground beef. And chicken - don't get me started there... I never seem to hear anything about contaminated pork these days....
New slogan? (Score:3, Funny)
Pork: Hardly anybody gets Trichinosis these days!
Pork: Now with Bacon!
Pork: You know you love to do it!
Pork: If you were a Christian, you could be eating it now!
Re:New slogan? (Score:2)