He was apparently distinguishing those who admire unicorns from a distance from those who play games with them: Being swift-footed goes hand in hand with being able to jump high, which is absolutely necessary when playing unicorns' favorite game: leapfrog.
Why did this make the front page? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
Companies get their panties in a bunch. We laugh at them. Film at 11.
Oh, c'mon! (Score:5, Funny)
Are you deliberately ignoring the fact that Slashdot's audience are rapid unicorn enthusiasts?
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i have to admit, the unicorn enthusiasts here are inclined to be very quick, more so then your everyday rabid unicorn enthusiasts.
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Re:Oh, c'mon! (Score:3, Funny)
As long as the unicorns are neither invisible nor pink that's fine.
All hail His Noodly Appendage!