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That's why we at PETA asked congress to stop all the Pork spending.
But it's magically delicious!
That's "Lucky Charms", you insensitive clod!!!
Now Slashdot will get a C&D from General Mills!
Unicorns are already extinct. I think the idea is that if we kill and eat enough of them we'll get an integer underflow glitch and we'll be back up to 2.1 billion unicorns in the world.
Yes but if it's a 64bit int we might wind up with 8 quintillion of them - we'd be neck deep or something!
This already happened, but fortunately they are distributed uniformly throughout the universe.
Actually, as they're completely extinct, if you do manage to catch and eat one, you'd suddenly be knee-deep in 4 billion of them.
That's about enough for a birthday and a Christmas gift for a year for every little girl in the world.
Great news! Unicorns aren't endangered anymore!
You realize that you're trying to sell this to the greatest concentration of natural unicorn hunters the world has ever seen.
It's their own fault. If animals didn't want to go extinct they'd stop being so tasty!
Stop the needless killing of endangered species!
Are you sure it's not an engendered species?
Unicorn meat is murder!Stop the needless killing of endangered species!
We seem to have lots of chickens and cows and pigs. Maybe we should eat endangered species. Then we'd have lots of those animals, too!
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We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated.
You are all missing the real issue here! (Score:5, Funny)
Stop the needless killing of endangered species!
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That's why we at PETA asked congress to stop all the Pork spending.
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But it's magically delicious!
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That's "Lucky Charms", you insensitive clod!!!
Now Slashdot will get a C&D from General Mills!
Re:You are all missing the real issue here! (Score:4, Funny)
Unicorns are already extinct. I think the idea is that if we kill and eat enough of them we'll get an integer underflow glitch and we'll be back up to 2.1 billion unicorns in the world.
Re:You are all missing the real issue here! (Score:4, Funny)
Yes but if it's a 64bit int we might wind up with 8 quintillion of them - we'd be neck deep or something!
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This already happened, but fortunately they are distributed uniformly throughout the universe.
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Actually, as they're completely extinct, if you do manage to catch and eat one, you'd suddenly be knee-deep in 4 billion of them.
That's about enough for a birthday and a Christmas gift for a year for every little girl in the world.
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Great news! Unicorns aren't endangered anymore!
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You realize that you're trying to sell this to the greatest concentration of natural unicorn hunters the world has ever seen.
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It's their own fault. If animals didn't want to go extinct they'd stop being so tasty!
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Are you sure it's not an engendered species?
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We seem to have lots of chickens and cows and pigs. Maybe we should eat endangered species. Then we'd have lots of those animals, too!