China Vows to Stop the Rain 214
Since the Olympic stadium doesn't have a roof, the Beijing Meteorological Bureau has been given the task of making sure the games remain dry. According to Zhang Qian, head of weather manipulation (best title to have on a business card ever) at the bureau, they've had success with light rain but heavy rain remains tough to control. I see a hurricane cannon in some lucky country's future.
I can just imagine (Score:5, Interesting)
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Someone notify John Fogherty (Score:2)
Someone tell John Fogerty? (Score:5, Funny)
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On-Topic: Controlling the weather has an automatic captcha of whatcouldpossiblygowrong
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>Really? Have you ever seen the rain?
Comin' down on a sunny day?
If it keeps on raining... (Score:2)
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But it can't rain all the time!
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Is November rain Purple [imdb.com] or Chocolate [youtube.com]?
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Action/Reaction? (Score:2)
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What in the hell? (Score:5, Informative)
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no. i'm seeing it as well. caught me off-guard, but i'm waiting to see if its a fluke or a permanent change.
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This is though the first Idle story I've seen on the front page!
Now if I could only get the Firehose to default to listing all submissions like it used to by default instead of only stories. ?fhfilter= treats the empty value as equivalent to ?fhfilter=story. (I also use &color=indigo as undetermined parts of my client-side stylesheet preven
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Having said that, the "Post Comment" form is now about 1/6th the width of my (wide) screen and on the far left, so that needs fixing.
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*smashes monitor*
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WTF (Score:2)
The layout doesn't seem to be broken in any way other than concept, being a Web 2.0 Layout (TM). I mean, check out the rounded corners gradient semi-transparent overlay "Headlines from Slashdot" boxes to the right of the story text. Stuff doesn't just break and end up looking that way.
This looks like a bunch of digg users hacked slashdot and redesigned it according to their screwed up sense of what a website should look like. To their credit, it renders fine
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The topic icons look like ass with a non-white background.
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Re:What in the hell? (Score:4, Funny)
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OH SNAP!
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Operation weather disaster (Score:2, Interesting)
Rain's better than smog (Score:5, Insightful)
NPR had a story about how they're forcing 1/3 of the cars to stay off the road and shutting down a bunch of factories to try to reduce the air pollution for the olympics. Maybe just letting (or making) it rain, instead of stopping it from raining, would do even more good.
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Re:Rain's better than smog (Score:5, Funny)
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Wired actually had an article, Smog and Mirrors [wired.com], about this exact same thing. They actually wrote the opposite of TFA:
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Personal Nuclear Reactors
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i see (Score:2)
Cloud seeding and cloud freezing? (Score:5, Interesting)
It does, however, go along with the Chinese cultural desire to control the elements, which heretofore has been embodied mostly with the rivers--the legendary "Yellow Emperor" was the first to stop the flooding of the Yang Tze; the current government has thrown massive resources into the Three Gorges dam. Controlling the rivers has been traditionally (as far as I recall, anyway) seen as evidence of controlling the land, and thus of being a legitimate government.
Controlling the rain, then, would be an extension of this.
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Re:Cloud seeding and cloud freezing? (Score:5, Interesting)
If you control the rivers, you control the land they feed and drain. If you control the feeding and draining, you control the people who need that feeding and draining to survive, and to grow food. If you control the people who grow food, you control the people who need food--and that's more or less everyone.
It all comes back to the water.
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Well, as far as I've read, vicious floods or droughts were seen as signs of disfavor from the powers-that-be.
So lack of floods or droughts is a sign of divine favor. Regardless of what good works an empire can achieve, a few years of horrible floods leads to revolution (or coup with popular support).
Of course, one could say that the real issue is th
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Using that ancient example to imply Chinese
I know how it is going to work... (Score:3, Funny)
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Now if this was on human rights... (Score:2)
I (and a non-ignorable amount of others) will boycott these Olympics.
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Yet another example of the Chinese government caving in to the pressure from a random slashdotter
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An Olympic boycott was imposed against South Africa by the IOC itself in 1964 because of apartheid; it worked. In 1980, the US and 60 other countries boycotted the Moscow Olympics because of the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan; within three years the USSR was crumbling.
Those who argue against boycotts say that "being there" matters more: I disagree, it just gives comfort to tyrants.
In 1987, President Reagan bluntly told the South Korean junta that, unless it brought in democracy, the US would boycott the 1988 Seoul Olympics: democracy was introduced.
Source: Edward McMillan-Scott, the Yorkshire Post, UK, 18 January 2008.
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Shouldn't you ask them first? As far as I know, majority of people in Taiwan are against independence
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On the other hand, Taiwan holds democratic elections, and they never elect the party that wants to reabsorb Taiwan into Mainland China -- and the margin isn't narrow by any means. I would say that this means that the majority of people in Taiwan are for independence. Either that, or the majority don't vote or consider it a big issue one way or the other.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/13/world/asia/13taiwan.html?ex=1357880400&en=a7592848340eaa91&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss [nytimes.com]
Its funny how there are practically no polls conducted in Taiwan specifically on the issue of independence, not that I could find anyway.
Goes right along with today's poll (Score:2)
One weather controlling, doomsday device, please!
rain coalesces around particulate matter (Score:2)
with that effect in mind, china has a surefire way to stop the rain: stop producing so much particulate matter
turn off the coal plants in may
by 8/8/8, you're good to go
Mad Scienteists (Score:5, Funny)
"Press the magic button, Beijing disappears" (Score:2)
Unlike the Bond movies, they'd have a greater chance of success.
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If I could moderate individual words, the bolded one would be "-1 Redundant." We're all of us crazy!
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which meme fits best? (Score:2, Funny)
*All your weather are belong to us
*Only old North Koreans need dry stadiums
*In Maoist China, rain drops YOU!
*Imagine a Beijing-Wolf cluster of dry stadiums!
and the obligatory
*I for one welcome our new weather-controlling communist overlords
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Paul McCartney has a story about this (Score:2, Interesting)
I wish I could remember when he said that, I could po
How hard can it be (Score:2)
Missing tag... (Score:2, Funny)
Nothing new for the Chinese (Score:5, Informative)
The technique is simple: Detect in advance the clouds which could cause rain in Beijing, then send airplanes to spread special dust particles to cause those clouds to rain immediately, thus "empty" them before they reach Beijing.
I'm quite convinced the Chinese aren't the only ones who's done this.
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Also, RTFA, their techniques don't involve airplanes (they use anti-aircraft guns), and calling what they send to the clouds "special dust particles" is like, totally non-informative.
Russians Beat them To It? (Score:2)
In Soviet Russia... (Score:2)
HAARP? (Score:2)
Butterfly Effect? (Score:4, Funny)
Perhaps heat. (Score:4, Interesting)
There's a stock car track in Bristol, TN that holds 165,000 people, and has 43 800+ horsepower cars running around an oval just a shade over a half mile long. This generates a lot of heat-- body heat, engine heat, heat from tires cornering on concrete fast enough to turn fifteen second laps. Enough heat that, as long as the race is still running, rain clouds can blow over Bristol, drench the entire city with rain, but the pocket of high pressure due to the heat (and possibly some counter-clockwise swirling motion due to the cars) will keep the rain from passing directly over the track.
If the caution flag flies and the cars slow down for too long, thus slowing the heat output and cooling the track, the rain may start to fall on the track, but it takes one heck of a storm to make the rain fall while the race is green-flagged.
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Ha ha. Okay, China. . , you're scaring me. (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriously. After having had a long discussion with a very propagandized Chinese student who was filled to the brim with all kinds of English-hating, One-China, Taiwan-is-ours, imperialistic lunacy which is being fed wholesale to the half billion horney and doomed-never-to-have-wives young male population, I got a bunch of the bad chills and had to change my prosaic views on what China was all about.
This weather manipulation thing is almost certainly propaganda for its own people designed to instill even further levels of insane national pride.
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Idly misogynist (Score:4, Funny)
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Seriously, don't they have other more pressing issues to spend money on like abject poverty?
Yeah, cause trying to attract as many rich tourists from all over the world as much as possible isn't going to do anything to alleviate China's poverty anyways.
Oh wait..