Couple Win Most Bizarre Will Contest

A Brooklyn couple who were killed in their home last month have proved you can still be bitter after you're dead. They left a bizarre will to unloved family members and people they detested in life. Some choice lines include, "To my brother who I know hopes to be in my will, well, here you are. The sum of zero ($0.00) Dollars, I believe this sum is fitting, as you are probably the most greedy person I know," and "With regard to my estranged family who were never there for myself or my children, but always there for their distorted version of Catholicism, I give and bequeath the sum of $1 each to my" mother, father, two brothers and sister "and request that they donate same to their precious church to whom they had a greater allegiance, than to their first child and sister." The husband also requested that his body be fitted with SCUBA gear "and cast over the side of a vessel into the ocean where my body may rest undisturbed by any person[s] in the deep." Now that is what I call going out in style.

Boot to the head!

[NoobixCube]

I was hoping there'd be a boot to the head thrown in there.

That's how wills should be

[Chickan]

I mean if your family practically disowned you and ignored you throughout life, don't leave them anything.

Re:

[ptbob]

OK, but it's still nice to get in the last word. Even if you're not actually there to speak it.

Cartman said it better:

[the darn]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

The will is not legal...

[Bragador]

The guy never signed any of the drafts... I wish he'd have at least signed one of them. The drafts are funny though :D