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Maybe it was the fact my prom dates never packed a 12 gauge.
None of them seem all to happy to be there... Shotgun Prom or Shotgun Wedding, it's all the same I guess.
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.
Missing (Score:2)
Found (Score:1)
Those guns aren't toys (Score:2)
Look closely and you'll see that two of the guys have their arms bandaged.
Re: (Score:2)
Those aren't bandages, fool. They're kind of like the things the women have on their wrists.
Whoosh (Score:2)
I tend not to label my jokes, on the grounds that it makes them less funny, but I sometimes wonder whether I should.
I remember being happier. (Score:1)