Teenager Breaks Record With Long Name 14
A teenager from Glastonbury has changed his name to, Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. It is thought to be the world's longest name by people who think about such things and is most assuredly among the stupidest. Captain Fantastic said, "I wanted to be unique. I decided upon a theme of superheroes." He added that he thinks his new name is "crazy" and that his grandmother is no longer talking to him.
No way he is faster than the Flash (Score:1)
Good job ... (Score:2)
I wonder if the commas are implied ... (Score:1)
And whether there are appropriate honorifics relating to the form in which it is written, Oh, He whose name requires three sheets. (Three sheets to the wind, perhaps ...)
At least he didn't decide to become a "Princess [newsbank.com]."
Captain Fantastic, I think not (Score:2)
I thought usually people were called by their first and last names, so he should more properly be called "Captain Combined".
Now that's a stupid sounding name.
More places should be like Australia or wherever it is where some kind of naming authority can overrule stupid names like this and also prevent parents from giving their children stupid names that hold them back in life.
And one more thing, is the CSS broken in the preview box? What magic incantation do you have to go through to get a space b
His face!!! Lord no!! (Score:1)
**gets the Jibblies**
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Oh my gosh his face creeps me out. He looks like he's going to eat me or something.
He should change his name to the Big Bad Wolf. But who would do such a silly thing like that?
note after preview: do the quote tags not work in idle?
If he wants to be original ... (Score:3, Insightful)
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That was exactly my thought. Just nickname him ripoff boatboy.
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Not exactly the same but close enough [wikipedia.org].
Some people have no imagination.
He thinks he's clever now (Score:2, Insightful)
This muthafucker has two things to look forward to: (1) a long life of celibacy (2) well moisturised hands
But everyone will still call him Gerold (Score:2)
What a twit. I give him six months, a year tops, before he gets completely embarrassed by the whole thing and changes his name back.