Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

They didn't even notice the new pants he was wearing today.

Tough Bargainers Indeed

[Arthur Grumbine]

Yeah, the Local 69 can be the toughest bargainers on the planet. I still haven't gotten them agree to more than "Fleeting Recognition" from their junior members. Although I am absolutely confident that that a triple in my salary, in combination with a hideously over-priced and unnecessary wardrobe and sports car, will not only bring them back to the table, but put me at the advantage.

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[Count Fenring]

Their "junior members?" Is this a case of "What I love about high school girls: I keep getting older, they stay the same age?"

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[MerlinX420]

Alright, Alright, Alright... -.-

Story of the life of most /.ers

[Neanderthal Ninny]

We should hire Jerry McGuire to negotiate with this union. My words are "Show me the..."

Talk to the hand

[Jerry Rivers]

I'm actually good looking enough to get to noticed by the AGU, but sadly my personality and finances simply aren't worthy of serious consideration.

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[Devir]

A 2008 or greater BMW M3 or M5 series will do the trick.

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[Beer-o-clock]

attractive girls union? haha epic fail! thanks for the laugh slashdot :))

Hmm...

[Antlerbot]

Doesn't the Insecure Uggboots-over-Jeans Union overlap with the Attractive Girls' Union?

I always thought so, anyway.

Pants are a figment of the imagination

[dword ZZork]

I think that members of the AGU, which I have myself been rather frustrated with lately due to the stress of prolonged negotiations over what I can only figure to be the aesthetics of hairstyle or some equally inane aspect of reality - let's just settle on curls and call it good - might benefit by the reminder that pants, in fact, exist only at an intersection of temporal planes, and that in fact, everybody is actually naked underneath the illusory refraction of clothes consciousness.