Man Gets Caught In Sauce Jar

An Australian man with his penis caught in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 km/h car chase. The police found him stopped in a no-stopping zone, and became worried he might have a weapon after noticing he was doing something with his hands in his lap. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar. After a brief chase, the man was forcibly removed from his car and attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling." You have to admire his resolve. A search of the car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

In America we use apple pie.

[Ouchie]

I wonder what the advantages are of a sause jar. I also have some concern for the dog, someone should call PETA.

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[VeNoM0619]

A search of the car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

All seemingly random items. They also found a ski mask, a crow bar, a tool chest, and a cd of (pick the worst sounding artist from his collection). Doesn't get anymore kinkier than that.

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[ozphx]

I love the phrasing that a "search of the car" uncovered a "jack russell terrier". Finding a dog in a car. Good work! Some top forensics experts mustve been involved in that case.

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[Timberwolf0122]

I wouldn't call PETA if I were you, the dog would only have a 10% chance of not being put down.

Jar-o-willy

[denzacar]

Theres willskey in the jar-o...

Taking recipe instructions too literally

[cpudney]

...toss in a jar of pasta sauce...