Piano Left in Woods Stumps Police 6
A tuned and perfectly working piano abandoned in the woods has Harwich, Mass. police baffled. The piano was discovered Saturday by a woman walking along a path inside a conservation area. It took more than a half dozen men to haul it out of the woods and load it onto a truck. This is why it's best to pick a smaller instrument if you're going to run a bard. Almost every bard plays a lute for a reason. Police said they've notified other police departments in the area to see if anyone has reported a missing piano.
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Bag of piano holding! (Score:1)
Duh.
I'm sure... (Score:1)
...the people who left the piano there thought "Who's going to take it?"
Why is it always (Score:2)
some nosy broad that can't leave well enough alone. Big deal, a piano, in the woods. Lie it really matters? I mean look out! Those ravenous pianos can attack at any moment and krike mate, he'll bite your face off!