Australian Teachers Told Marking In Red Damages Students 19
Teachers who mark homework with a red pen could be inflicting psychological damage on their students, according to new Australian guidelines. Teachers are being urged to use less aggressive colors, like the-real-world-is-going-to-eat-you-alive green, and setting-you-up-for-failure blue. Stephen Robertson, the Queensland health minister, defended the new rules, saying that youth suicide was a serious issue. "If mental health professionals determine that as one of a number of strategies teachers should consider, then I'll support them every day of the week," he said. "This is not a matter for ridicule, this is serious."
Use red for positive marks! (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously, I had an Literature teacher in high school that felt red was getting a bad rap, so he used green for negative marks and red for positive marks. It didn't bother me so much, but I think he drove a student with OCD completely mad.
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Sure, because it means you made a mistake. Green will be depressing as soon as it comes to imply that Little Johnny is less than perfect.
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Colorblind (Score:1)
On a more serius note, after some time they do that, you can actually say "blue is the new red" and they will starting to ban blue and going for colors less agresive
Is not that the color is evil purely because of it's wavelength, but _also_ because is asociated that way.
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Yeah (Score:2, Funny)
The red ink is still far more damaging, though.
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Tread softly and... (Score:1)
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Canada (Score:2)
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I really think the schools should be back-pedalling on the touchy-feely stuff. I mean, does the real world care if you have good self-esteem? Does the real world care if you insult people?
I mean, seriously, isn't school supposed to prepare you for the real world, not set you up for failure?
Also, suicide is a useful population control, and should be viewed as such.
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Also, suicide is a useful population control, and should be viewed as such.
Evolution in action, let the weaker ones die off, we will be much better for it as a species in the long run. And no, I'm not being sarcastic.
help them prepare for the real world (Score:4, Insightful)
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Who cares (Score:1)
Pens; symbols of masculine aggression (Score:2)
It's doesn't take a genius to see that all pens are symbolic of masculine aggression, suppressing the student with violent slashes across their virgin white paper.
Students will only truly enter into a nurturing and caring learning environment when teachers see pens as the instruments of oppression that they are, and mark papers with rose-petals sprinkled across the page to form kisses.