Family To Sell Cave Home On eBay

The credit crunch has hit cave dwellers. A Missouri family has been forced to sell the 17,000-square-foot home they created in a cave. Instead of renting a few rooms to troglodytes or morlocks, the Sleeper family have decided to list the cave on eBay. Curt Sleeper said, "We don't want to move, but we need to protect our equity. We put everything we had into this home."

uncool location

[jipn4]

A 17000 sq ft cave is pretty cool, figuratively and literally. Great for geeks, great in times of global warming.

But who wants to live in Festus, MO?

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[BanachSpaceCadet]

I don't know, it seems to be a nice little hole-in-the-wall place.

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[AvitarX]

Ouch.

That pun was so punny, I have to give props, even at the expense of offtopic mods.

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[jonnythan]

A caver.

No, I'm not kidding. The area is like heaven for cavers.

Or anyone who is into the outdoors and wants to live in a country setting. There are lots of them.

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[Just Some Guy]

But who wants to live in Festus, MO?

Presumably someone who doesn't mind being 15 miles outside St. Louis.