Bong Cat

Proving that there is no limit to how stupid the stoner mind can be, a 20-year-old man is facing animal cruelty and possession of marijuana charges for stuffing his cat into a homemade bong. Authorities, responding to a domestic disturbance call at the residence, caught him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had his cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base. The man told Lancaster County, Nebraska sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her down. Officials say they will test the cat for lung damage and are amazed at the number of cheeseburgers she can eat.

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[conureman]

Spell-check can't discern if one's use of "there" or "their" is in error, so if one can't afford to hire an editor, just post on slashdot. Someone will be glad to help.

Better Summary

[Sponge Bath]

Stupid people do stupid things. A stupid person smoking pot is still stupid. A normal person smoking pot will not suddenly stuff a cat in a poorly constructed bong.

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[Joebert]

They will once they get over how amazing their hands are.

Seriously?

[mc1138]

You take a fairly serious case of animal cruelty and make a joke out of it? Shame slashdot, shame

Wrong way to do it!

[Locke2005]

You're supposed to use a "power hitter" to give nose-hits to your cat... and you don't do it because they're hyper, you do it because it's really funny to watch them walk around stoned!

Catnip

[Idiomatick]

Catnip makes cats way more stoned than pot ever would.

Obligatory idle sucks. And idle formatting sucks.

Oh, I get it.

[darketernal]

Maybe he was just trying to do some kitten huffing [wikia.com].

Caturday

[ChimneysCantTalk]

I can haz cheeseburger?

That is...

[Sabz5150]

the worst constructed "bong" I have ever seen. I wouldn't smoke ANYTHING out of that. Judging from the actual bowl piece itself, he has a perfectly working bong somewhere in his house (well, not anymore). However seeing the valve on the stem of this thing, I assume the only purpose for this device was to smoke out his cat... it sure as hell isn't a carb. Give the cat some nip and save the pot for yourself. So congrats, dumbass... you've added another mark on the "pot is TEH EVILZ!!1!one!!!111!" chart.