Russian Surgeons have found a 5-centimeter high spruce growing inside a man's lung. Artyom Sidorkin, 28, had complained of extreme pain in his chest and had been coughing up blood. Instead of cancer surgeon Vladimir Kamashev found the sprout. "I blinked three times and thought I was seeing things," Vladimir said. Medical staff believe Sidorkin had somehow inhaled a seed, which later sprouted inside his lung. That theory seems much more likely than an evil pharmaceutical company treepacolypse, which was discussed during a smoke break this morning.