Indian Man Avoids Washing For 35 Years 12
An Indian man, who has seven daughters and a wife who must be chronically congested, has not washed himself in 35 years. He believes that not washing will ensure that his next child will be a boy. Instead of bathing and brushing his teeth, Kailash "Kalau" Singh stands on one leg next to a bonfire, smokes marijuana, and says prayers to Shiva. "It's just like using water to take a bath. A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body," Kalau was reported as saying. Kalau now tills fields after he had to sell a grocery store he owned, when people stopped shopping there due to his "unhealthy personality."
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well.. (Score:2, Insightful)
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I don't align with feminists very often but there's a reason why they insist that in some cultures marriage is just a license to rape.
In other news (Score:2, Funny)
An indian man who hadn't cleaned himself up for 35 years joins a fridge clean up effort... and the fridge explodes... 50 people sent to the hospital.
A bystander reports, "wow! that was cool, never saw a fridge explode like that. I didnt even know such colors existed"
A member of the swat team cautions, "you gotta be careful with approaching fridges with rotten stuff, they are dangerous... wash at least once a year before getting close to one."
The genetic engineering community, in an unprecedented communique
Kalau now tills fields (Score:2)
Not surprising (Score:1, Funny)
It's a boy! (Score:1, Funny)
Honey, we just had a boy! Yes, I know we haven't had sex in 35 years, but this must be the work of Shiva. Now, go take a bath!