Storm Trooper Wedding

This is not the bride you are looking for.

WTF?

[slack_justyb]

This is so inexplicable. Words fail to capture the entire swell of absolute sadness this brings. That sadness not of joy, not of sorrow, not of any emotion plausible to the human condition. No it is the sadness of how absolutely sad this photo is and how sad of a condition one must be in to have a wedding of such (word not yet invented but four orders of magnitude larger than hair brained) as this one.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Oh Obi-Wan, it was this wedding.

Re:

[Adm.Wiggin]

Aw, come on; it's not all that bad.

You're not thinking big enough...

[denzacar]

Imagine her dressed as a Wookiee.

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[slack_justyb]

Thank you. I will now clean the soda off my monitor and out of my keyboard.

Re: WTF?

[NotNormal]

You're absolutely right. The bride's hair is wrong...

I got a bad feeling about this...

[Roxoff]

She's smiling, so the stormtroopers must be there to protect her. Where's her groom?

Star Wars Plus Christianity?

[Sponge Bath]

Looks weird to combine something like this with a church wedding (cross in the background). Doing this in Vegas with an Elvis or Micheal Jackson impersonator would make more sense and be more fun.

If this was legit ...

[daveywest]

She would have at least had a different hairstyle, and possibly a golden bikini.