N00b Boyfriend 39
He'll probably ask where to find Mankrik's wife at dinner.
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
A NOOB!! (Score:2, Funny)
Just brilliant. "Too long, did not listen."
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The date dude knew more about that stuff than I do. The last thing I understood was that part about running around in circles in halo. Actually, I get half way around before I run out of lives. I play with my nephews. I can tolerate the slaughter for about 2 minutes. Then I challenge them to some chess but they know they'll get "pawned" so they chicken out.
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We don't reply to n00bs, we pwn them!
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"chess is a game of skill only at novice and grandmaster levels"
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And like I said, it's not that bad. No game is ever exactly by the book, and players of roughly equal level can have an exciting game even if that range is middling, but someone who is used to play will beat a novice so easily that it won't even be fun, and will not learn anything himself. That's the same as in most other sport/games, I know except that what constitute practice in chess is oft
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what constitute practice in chess is often not chess at all, and boring as hell.
lol hilarious excellent point, but I would suggest that is true of most other sports or endeavors as well..........except maybe running. I think you get better at running by running. But.......
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I thought the whiteout at the end was funny though.
But he's not blonde...
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That's a pretty low bar
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