Jedi Group Seeking New Leader

garg0yle writes "A group of Jedis in England are seeking a new leader after their previous one was forced to step down due to health concerns. Prospective candidates should have a martial arts background and be steeped in the teachings of the Force. I'm assuming you just send your resume to Coruscant to apply?"

I have a bad feeling about this...

[denzacar]

You know... like... IT'S A TRAP!

Those two guys in the background have halos.

[Fantastic Lad]

I wonder if they are instructors or students?

Joking aside, the Jedi approach to reality is actually very similar to one particular caste of Eastern warrior/philosopher/monk. It was explained to me by a fellow who was deeply steeped in this stuff, and it was fascinating to hear about their methods.

What would be noteworthy, (I almost said, "cool"), would be if a belt-farm Jedi Academy actually taught viable kung-fu. It'd be embarrassing if you were a martial arts student and got your ass kicked by a Jedi.

-F

Oh yeah. . .

[Fantastic Lad]

And what the heck are they doing teaching kids with Red lightsabers?

Have they learned nothing?

(There. I met my weekly quota of 'geek' in under five minutes. Thanks George!)

-FL

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[Cryacin]

Week? Month more like it. Back to your corner!

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[nurb432]

Nothing wrong with giving the kids some 'cool factor' as an incentive to exercise and learn some useful martial arts as collateral learning.

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[vawarayer]

Nothing wrong with giving the kids some 'cool factor' as an incentive to exercise and learn some useful martial arts as collateral learning.

Geeky != Cool
my friend :P

Jedi with health issues?

[SilverHatHacker]

WTF is that? Everyone knows Jedi can heal themselves using the force - Cilgahl, T'ra Saa, Cade Skywalker! these 'Jedi' are weak.
Unless they're just trying to cover up a Sith assassination attempt.