Supersizing the "Last Supper" 98
gandhi_2 writes "A pair of sibling scholars compared 52 artists' renditions of 'The Last Supper', and found that the size of the meal painted had grown through the years. Over the last millennium they found that entrees had increased by 70%, bread by 23%, and plate size by 65.6%. Their findings were published in the International Journal of Obesity. From the article: 'The apostles depicted during the Middle Ages appear to be the ascetics they are said to have been. But by 1498, when Leonardo da Vinci completed his masterpiece, the party was more lavishly fed. Almost a century later, the Mannerist painter Jacobo Tintoretto piled the food on the apostles' plates still higher.'"
Some historians are actually questioning Da Vici (Score:3, Funny)
In his portrait the fries are all supersized, when many historians note that apostles were much more likely to order from the dollar menu.
Re:Some historians are actually questioning Da Vic (Score:2, Funny)
Everyone knows that the apostles ordered Filet o' Fish! C'mon!
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Not on friday.
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I thought it was only on friday?
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If you're willing to try my patent-pending system, I can have your deities and their direct descendants consuming less calories in just days, not weeks! You'll see the pounds melt before your eyes! Are you tired of worshipping overweight idols? Time to put Buddha on a treadmill? Just send me cash or money order and you will begin receiving my special deity diet plan with no further commitment!
Seriously, folks, I'm glad someone is doing this important research.
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Especially on Friday (though not on Good Friday).
On Easter they go out for Paella.
-dZ.
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But the Last Supper was on Thursday.
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Not all of them, one of them was a Taxman, Matthew IIRC
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Simon the Zealot was a political activist. Judas (yes, that Judas) probably worked with money in some way, like a banker or accountant.
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Re:Some historians are actually questioning Da Vic (Score:5, Funny)
Historians were also both pleased and horrified by the recent unearthing of a rendition of the Last Supper by Michaelangelo. While the portion sizes are closer to what is believed to be accurate, the painting also features such embellishments as a kangaroo, twenty eight disciples, and three Christs.
However the card attached to the painting is actually labeled "The Penultimate Supper", and historians must admit there are no records of how many people attended that gathering.
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for the complete transcript you can either read the next 72 posts (undoubtedly they will quote the entire skit) or you can look here:
http://www.mat.upm.es/~jcm/michelangelo.html
Re:"Scholars"? (Score:5, Insightful)
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I think he's implying, properly, that scholarly pursuits (scholars) involve and require an inherent objectivity that isn't found in 'faith' based pursuits---which is correct.
Re:"Scholars"? (Score:5, Interesting)
Being scholarly does not mean rejecting presupposition but rather working towards a greater understanding of a given topic while understanding the presuppositions upon which my research is based.
And if we really want to get down to it, the whole reason we have "scholarly" pursuits is because of the medieval "scholastics" who were almost uniformly religious in some respect.
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(If I set out to do a project on what the food was at the Last Supper, I would generally have to have as a presupposition that the meal happened).
But... But... But - This was a study on how the Last Supper was portrayed, not what was actually served. Those who don't want to posit that there ever was a Last Supper could view this as being intellectually equivalent to a study looking at the chronology of changes in Wonder Woman's apparent bra size. You don't have to believe she actually existed to study changes in depictions of her.
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There are also a number of PhD students out there right now no doubt working on articles like this one [nature.com] regarding the academic side of pretty much everything including super hero clothing.
Academics can be found with an interest in pretty much anything.
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However there ARE legitimate scholars who study the bible as a work of literature and history. Translations, interpretations, writing styles, geography, politics.
I see no reason to group the same people who paint Lev 18:22 on placards in the same group who simply treat the bible like Shakespeare's first folio.
Re:"Scholars"? (Score:5, Insightful)
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If you don't believe me, just consider how faith motivates people to the greatest extents. And it's no different when it comes to the study of theology/history
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Besides, it's expected that the portin size would grow - look at what happened to those loaves and fishes.
That's the origination for the expression "something's fishy".
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And here I would have guessed "something's fishy" refers to the smell more 'Something doesn't smell right"
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Now, now. It could easily be both.
Re:"Scholars"? (Score:5, Funny)
I'll call Harvard and have them disband the entire English Literature department.
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It would be an improvement.
-- Yale
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You mean, the Harvard Divnity School [harvard.edu]?
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Does anyone know how the typical "table wine" of old compares to today's wines, as far as alcohol content goes? Same, more, less... just water it down?
I assume a lot of wine was used in lieu of a municipal water works, as far as making the water safe to drink.
Re:Yeah, but... (Score:4, Interesting)
The use for making the water safe is obvious, but there also was a huge culture surrounding wine, with ancient greek wine critics going into details just as the modern ones. It was also common to flavour the wines by adding honey, herbs or spices.
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Drinking the wine pure was often considered barbaric or even dangerous, apart from medical use.
And today we have the French, proving the Greeks correct.
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Worthless article (Score:5, Insightful)
That article was worthless. It's about a series of paintings, and yet the only picture is of some athlete in the side column.
If this is the current standard of quality in newspapers, no wonder they're a dying breed.
tl;dr: relevant pics or gtfo!
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There were no pictures in the paper [mindlesseating.org], either.
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Yes, but that's a scientific paper printed in a black-and-white journal, where space is frequently at a premium. I would relevant expect pictures in a presentation poster (if they have one, I don't know how common that is in their field) or a website (and indeed, there are pictures on the mindlesseating.org website). It's all a matter of providing appropriate content for the context, something newspaper failed to do. I mean seriously, did nobody over there realize that having a couple hundred words about re
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A less worthless article can be found here:
http://www.mindlesseating.org/lastsupper/ [mindlesseating.org]
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That article was worthless. It's about a series of paintings, and yet the only picture is of some athlete in the side column.
Damn you copyright laws!!!
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I know, those goddamn copyright laws that still apply over a thousand years after the painting was made! Damn them!
not idiotic, just obvious in hindsight (Score:2)
Pass the fries.
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AC wins. I see painters modernizing the scenes because their own standard of living improves. Especially as they moved into the Reubenesque period, where fatness was attractive because it meant you could afford food without having to work 16 hour days growing it. They would have lacked insight such as it being a Passover Sedar, and instead made it a normal meal for the time.
I assume the intent is to show that people got fatter throughout time, especially since it was published in International Journal of
Food matters! (Score:1)
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Feed for nerds. Stuffing that matters.
Sparrow food (Score:1)
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This would have been their idea of a feast. The fact that an Italian interpretation 1500 years later doesn't "get it" is not surprising. The fact that a scholar of any sort 2000 years later fixates on it is somewhat absurd.
Substitute "last supper" with "thanksgiving" and you will have something resembling a proper cultural context. Then contemplate your comparisons.
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But hey... (Score:2)
It works, mate! [youtube.com]
Obligatory Monty Python (Score:5, Funny)
Heads (Score:3, Funny)
Using the size of the diners' heads as a basis for comparison, the Wansinks used computers to compare the sizes of the plates in front of the apostles, the food servings on those plates and the bread on the table.
Maybe people's heads have just been getting smaller? It would sure explain a lot.
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Ignoble prize, anyone ? (Score:1)
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This looks to me like an attempt to win an ignoble prize.
No it just looks like an attempt to get a scientific paper published with doing as little work as possible.
"My plan is to take a ruler to some old paintings and then publish the findings! Oh I can't get access to the works? Well then I'll just use google images and measure them with my com-pu-tor! Prize money please!"
Art reveals culture, news at 11. (Score:3, Insightful)
It also depicts them as a bunch of white guys.
No, I’m not suggesting that Jesus was black. But he probably wasn’t white.
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No, I'm not suggesting that Jesus was black. But he probably wasn't white.
Not black, nor white... then what's left? Are you saying Jesus was oriental?
Suddenly this legend [bbc.co.uk] starts to make sense!
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It also depicts them as a bunch of white guys.
No, I'm not suggesting that Jesus was black. But he probably wasn't white.
How many black guys would you have seen in a European congregation circa AD 1000?
Ecclesiastical art has two roots:
It illustrated and taught the Biblical narrative to an audience that could not read Hebrew, Latin or Greek. It engaged the laity even more directly by commissioning works from local artists and craftsman, whose work is most vital and appealing when it is closest to their own e
No Surprise (Score:2)
Two words: (Score:2)
Artistic License. The artists at the time were portraying this painting in their own eye, during times that when food was increasing in supply. Same deal with Rockwell and his work.
This is a riot that a obesity study group would try to connect the lines between historic and religious art with obesity. That is rather like trying to associate American League Football with blood sports.
This isn't Da Vinci's fault (Score:4, Informative)
Beginning early in the 2d Millennium, the Catholic Church started burning many true ascetics (e.g., the Cathars) as heretics. (They of course then expanded the powers of the Inquisition to include, well, anyone their twisted logic could rationalize to oppress.)
No doubt this led to a change in the way people perceived heroes from religious history. Da Vinci may never have even considered the idea that an apostle was an ascetic. The Inquisition was in full force, and in charge of most of the governments and virtually all of the churches of Europe, when he painted that picture.
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The church demonized the Cathars' practices. In doing so, they couldn't help but give asceticism a stigma, and to marginalize it. (NB for other readers: the Cathars were Christ worshippers who took any bodily pleasure as sinful, to the point that any sensation at all could be so. Eating food, even just touching another human being on the skin, was eschewed by the Perfecti, those who took on the ultimate rite of the Cathars. These people were, in a word, nuts. But the Catholics were more nuts, and paranoid
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Well it has been quite some time. Nice to see you're keeping active.
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Cathars? Oh, it gets worse. The actual last supper was a seder.
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It may be hard for someone who hasn't been involved in religion to understand, but not all
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Asceticism declined after Aquinas put Catholic theology on an Aristotelian basis (contra the more dualistic Platonism of Augustine). This revalued matter and nature in theology, which changed from being something generally inimical to the contemplative and spiritual life to something generally supportive of, and in cases conducive to it; this became the foundation for art and science moving forward. If we had a Slashdot poll, "What idea created western civilisation", this would get my vote. As a side-effect
There's something to this... (Score:1)
No, I think it may be a function of the am
Entrees? (Score:2)
A probably OT point on etymology - but why is it that in the USA that the main course is called the "entrée"? The first time I had dinner in the USA it had me momentarily confused because you'd expect the "entrée" to be the starter, not the main course (in French, the "entrée" is the starter).
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What would serve in most countries as a main course looks like a starter to Americans. If you don't believe me, take a look at a few. [wordpress.com]
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So if I made an article which compares breast implant trends from the 60's to now as long as I used math it would make it here?
Well, sure, as long as you posted your math.
And pictures. Lots of pictures.
This is, after all, Slashdot, where we simply could not just take your word for it and I, for one, would feel compelled to replicate your findings.
Special interests (Score:1)
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The Real Truth is that Jesus was Sasquatch-Sized (Score:1)