Websites That Don't Need to Be Made Anymore 161
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but there is a finite number of social networking or selling websites that the world needs. Here is a collection of the eight kinds of websites that absolutely don't need to be made anymore. I'd add dating sites and anybody who uses pop-up ads myself, but I think that would eliminate half the Web.
Good thing the editors don't read the stories (Score:5, Funny)
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There's more to this, though, I think. We're going to be hearing a lot more about how "websites don't need to be made any more" and how it's not the presence of individuals on the web that really adds value.
There are very rich and very powerful forces that would like the Internet to become nothing but a commercial vehicle for the largest corporations. We're going to hear about how there's really no value in somebody making "another blog" and we're going to hear a lot of aspersions cast upon people who put up content without it being connected to business. Oh, certain big blogs are OK, because they drive eyeballs, carry advertisement and push opinions. Gizmodo: good. - Wired.com: good - Wikileaks: very bad
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soon the president will initiate a good old fashioned blog burning.
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There's more to this, though, I think. We're going to be hearing a lot more about how "websites don't need to be made any more" and how it's not the presence of individuals on the web that really adds value.
There are very rich and very powerful forces that would like the Internet to become nothing but a commercial vehicle for the largest corporations. We're going to hear about how there's really no value in somebody making "another blog" and we're going to hear a lot of aspersions cast upon people who put up content without it being connected to business. Oh, certain big blogs are OK, because they drive eyeballs, carry advertisement and push opinions. Gizmodo: good. - Wired.com: good - Wikileaks: very bad
That's easily countered. You just come back with 8 articles that don't need to be written anymore.
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Of course the "standard" web tools are limited for selfish, proprietary and wasted attempts at controlling the individual thus they fail, continue to fail, will always fail.
.Net, Flash, excessive html markup, overblown cascading style sheets, huge libraries (which try to do everything rath
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When advertisers stop paying them or users tell them they are cancelling their subscriptions due to the pop up ads, in sufficient numbers to wipe out the profits the advertisers bring in.
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Related: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5519239193881956619#docid=6290761399929342153 [google.com]
"the cloud" (Score:2)
if i hear one more asshole talk about cloud computing, a renamed concept from the 1980s, i'll punch the douchebag in the face
Re:"the cloud" (Score:5, Funny)
Are you kidding? Cloud computing can synergize your enterprise assets!
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but can it utilize revolutionary interfaces to productize cross-media e-services to mesh extensible niches which helps to incubate end-to-end communities and to drive sticky functionalities while scaling collaborative systems in an effort to monetize open-source convergence?
We are all about transitioning value-added web-readiness here.
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thinking outside the box!
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we just shrink the box, until our current thinking overcomes the natural physical boundaries of it.
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CRAP, that's my proprietary BUSINESS MODEL! Damn you, /., for revealing all that stands between our Intellectual Property value and the abyss of impossible to implement DRM scheme!
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"Visualize Open-Source Users"
*shudder*
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CRAP, that's my proprietary BUSINESS MODEL!
Damn you, /., for revealing all that stands between our Intellectual Property value and the abyss of impossible to implement DRM scheme!
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OOOOOOO Kayyyyy Mr potty mouth, that'll be about enough of that!
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but can it utilize revolutionary interfaces to productize cross-media e-services to mesh extensible niches which helps to incubate end-to-end communities and to drive sticky functionalities while scaling collaborative systems in an effort to monetize open-source convergence?
We are all about transitioning value-added web-readiness here.
A challenge!
My new mission is to use each and every word in that post, during a meeting, before next friday.
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Cloud computing can synergize your enterprise assets!
Absolutely! Clouds can be a gas!
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Timeshare was a concept from the 1970's.
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Really? In the 1980s I could call up any number of virtual servers on the fly for a few dollars per month?
Sorry, but the computing trend being called "cloud computing" is real. It's not just a buzzword.
Cloudy since the mainframe days (Score:4, Informative)
Really? In the 1980s I could call up any number of virtual servers on the fly for a few dollars per month?
Cloud computing in the sense of buying time on a time-sharing computer system has been around since the mainframe days. Cloud computing in the sense of relying on an application service provider has also been around since the mainframe days.
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No, his answer is "Yes". Read his post again, but this time remember to turn on your brain and interpret the words he says.
The only thing that has changed is the cost and payment method, something that has always changed and does not warrant a new buzzword.
I know one more (Score:3, Informative)
Does anyone else have this problem with /., when you push the 'reply' it shows the page with the text area that is one quarter of the width of the page? I am too lazy to check the CSS, but is this happening for everyone here right now, or is it settings dependent and on case by case basis? /. - we don't really need more /. One is enough for everyone.
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It is a feature of idle.
Idle seems to be a marketing initiative that the editors resent, but they seem to be required to post to it.
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I think it's just a problem with the CSS on Idle. If you remove "idle." from the URL it uses the default CSS, and everything looks normal again. Almost annoying enough to see if there's a Greasemonkey script to replace the Idle CSS with normal CSS on the fly.
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I think it's just a problem with the CSS on Idle.
Well, it's working as designed... the editors hated being told to make what became idle.
Next article from theoatmeal.com (Score:2)
Comments that don't need to be made any more
Does anyone else have this problem with /.
Just assume the answer is yes
Wait a minute (Score:5, Insightful)
You say that like that's a bad thing.
Re:Wait a minute (Score:4, Insightful)
I think the correct phrase is "but that would eliminate _only_ half the web".
Let me add #9 (Score:4, Funny)
Web sites which consist of a list of the top n things the author thinks are good, bad, useful, useless or whatever.
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Hey now, The Oatmeal is generally a lot funnier.
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Wait, did I say insightful? I meant "inciteful."
2 articles that don't need to be posted anymore (Score:4, Informative)
1) "top 8 things" style articles
2) articles about apple loosing stuff
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2) articles about apple loosing stuff
Bah, just as I was going to submit my article about Apple untying its shoes....
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I can't stop laughing (Score:2)
I started reading it before noticing it was a webcomic.
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It's because it is true
#4 Registering for an account (Score:4, Insightful)
#4 hits it out of the park. STOP making me register for your site! I already have hundreds of passwords--I don't need to remember another one from your crappy web site!
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I partially agree.
While half the sites that require registration, don't actually have much of a valid reason for people to register, save for the owner hoping to get your email address for their mailing list, I would still rather create a unique logon than use facebook.
I don't like facebook, myspace, aol, etc. I have accounts, technically, but they leave a bad taste in my mouth.
For me:
No login > Unique login > Facebook
Four reasons to register on an online store (Score:2)
While half the sites that require registration, don't actually have much of a valid reason for people to register
Any online store has four reasons to let users create an account:
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You ever try to use a forum that didn't require registration? Within 24 hours, 95% of the posts are spam. While I don't LIKE keeping up with lots of logins for various forums, at this point they're a necessary evil.
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OpenID (Score:4, Interesting)
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You ever try to use a forum that didn't require registration? Within 24 hours, 95% of the posts are spam. While I don't LIKE keeping up with lots of logins for various forums, at this point they're a necessary evil.
Not true my forum lasted almost 6 months before getting it's first spam, also it's 10,000th spam, both on the same day.
So much for security through obscurity.
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Too many CAPTCHAs are inaccessible (Score:2)
Captcha is what prevents bots from spamming you.
On a lot of sites, it's also what prevents legitimate users from contacting you if they happen to be using a speech browser.
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Well there's this little problem, see. I am all for the concept of a cross-site single sign on solution that works everywhere. The problem is I'm not okay with "Facebook Connect", which is run by an abusive privacy intruding company with no respect for its users.
Until you find another alternative, we're stuck with the current system.
Re:#4 Registering for an account (Score:4, Informative)
There is another alternative. It's called OpenID, and it works great. Sites just need to implement it.
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Right, I don't have a problem with OpenID. But I see tons of sites pimping the idea that I should log in with my Facebook credentials and relatively few saying "Log in here with OpenID!". A standard that very few people use yet isn't relevant.
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The problem is I'm not okay with "Facebook Connect", which is run by an abusive privacy intruding company with no respect for its users.
I imagine that by "Facebook Connect" the author was implying federated identity systems [wikipedia.org] in general, such as OpenID.
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Regarding #4 (Score:2)
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I don't know about you, but the more "sticky" a web site is the less inclined I am to give them my email address...
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your stickyness only makes me give you a fake info and post it to bugmenot. Sticky websites are failures. I typically will find needed info in a "sticky" site and will copy and paste it onto another forum that is not sticky. Yes I steal your content and put it elsewhere BECAUSE of your slimeball login required.
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There is a difference between requiring registration and having optional registration.
Compromise for anonymous comments (Score:2)
Late _and_ Irrelevant! Win! (Score:2)
OK, this story was in idle. Well done for pegging it right there. And I like the Oatmeal, so always happy to see it getting more exposure.
But this strip was posted weeks ago. So not only should this not have been on the front page, but it should have not been on the front page a long time ago.
What's next? Reposting every xkcd strip?
Thanks for giving me another reason to drop /. from my RSS reader.
Facebook instead ??? (Score:5, Insightful)
So there is no need to make signup because Facebook connect can do it.
No need for a another status update side because Facebook can do it.
No need for a "next facebook" because Facebook can do it.
Wrong!
Facebook is far from perfect. We should totally work on replacements.
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I'm sick and tired of facebook this and facebook that. Facebook login here and facebook widget of people liking the stupid page i'm on. GRRRRRRRR.
I've put facebook.com^ in my damn adblock filter because of those people!
My favorites... (Score:4, Informative)
Website that make you log in to even view things.. WTF is that? A members only club that anyone can be a part of? You know how many of those sites have bugmenot logins? your site is a failure, stop being a power freak, You wont get my real email address anyways...
A Website with those damned popups when you roll over a word... OMFG! I want to physically harm the guy that runs that site that has those.
Sound of ANY KIND.. a pop up of your ugly face talking to me in flash? I dont think so. It's not neat, its not cool. It's dumb and makes me want to never go to your site again.
Subscription sites too (Score:2)
Website that make you log in to even view things.. WTF is that? A members only club that anyone can be a part of?
Some of these sites even charge 10 USD for a 10-year subscription, such as Something Awful.
Sound of ANY KIND
Even sound that doesn't start until you activate the Play control?
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Autoplay on YouTube video pages (Score:2)
Any sound that doesnt come from an explicit play/start/engage/makeitso button.
Say someone copies the play button's URL and pastes it into a link in an HTML document. Does it count as "clicking the play button" if you follow such a link [youtube.com]?
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As for the damn popups on the words...I have invented countless methods of torture for sites that propegate that...
Word of advice to advertizers, if you are advertizing using any of the above methods...you are LOSING BUSINESS! Never have I heard someone go...man I would never have heard
Funny site... (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm sure I've been living in a hole, but that site has some seriously funny stuff on it. Examples that made me actually laugh out loud:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck [theoatmeal.com]
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell [theoatmeal.com]
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It's funny because it's true. The Design Hell one is the reason I quit web design.
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if only we could purge sites (Score:2)
It'd be great if there was a way to "purge" useless sites from the web...of course that's a pretty broad description there, perhaps purge "sites that dot he same thing as other sites but not as well" hmm...
Can we just start the internet over?
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What if some people like the other site that you, and perhaps even a majority of people, don't like/think it doesn't do as good a job?
For example: Facebook. A lot of people like Facebook. What if a newcomer came along that was better but "didn't do it as well" (read: it doesn't have FarmVille!!!!) ... it comes up for a purge vote and 70% (those that use Farmville) vote that it's useless, 25% don't care, and 5% (Slashdot users) think it's better because of privacy reasons and because it is opensource.
I don
Bad web sites (Score:2)
The reason we have too many of these websites is quite simple - the existing versions suck. For example Facebook steals information/privacy (even info they previously contracted as never being given out). Dating web sites work great - for model types. But for the rest of us they suck.
Dating? (Score:5, Insightful)
I'd add dating sites
Let me guess...you're married? Funny how as soon as one person's needs are met, they no longer see a need for anyone else to have access to services that would supply them similarly.
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"Article" writer is an Idiot (Score:2, Insightful)
1,2,3, 5, 6 and 8 are almost the same, and sadly, all here to stay. Business processes ($$$) that weren't moving the web 20 years ago will guarantee it. Pandora's box, people.
I really expected a historical article about sites that are no longer, um, "socially vital" and have silently and mysteriously disappeared from the public eye.
Here's better candidates:
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The article writer said that we don't need any /more/ of those sites, he didn't say that the ones that already exist should die.
Competition == good (Score:2)
The OP might believe that 'we got all we need', but it turns out we don't know what we need until someone comes up with it.
Of course most startups are absolute trash, but so long as they do it with their money, we get all the benefit and none of the risk. :-)
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Slashdot should be #1 on that list.
Not necessarily. As usual our intrepid editorial staff did a total horseshit job of summarizing, describing, and likely reading, the article. The article is about webpages that don't need to be remade anymore in truth. It largely talks about all the craptacular new social networking sites that are all trying to copy each other for no good reason. So while slashdot doesn't have much of a reason to exist anymore, it isn't a new site either so it doesn't really apply.
On the other hand the list does desc
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Damn straight. Slashdot relegated to the "Digg and Reddit clones"? Me and my six-digit ID say "No way."
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Me and my 5-digit ID say "I'm pretty sure we were here first..." does anyone use digg but xbox junkies and script kiddies (usually the same people)?
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I actually like reading comments from people who really are lawyers, but how many "IANAL" comments spouting their truth - because they're modded up as such - do we need to wade through to get to them?
Feel free to mod me down because "IANASA" (I Am Not A Site Administrator), so I don't really know what I'm talking about.
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The people with six-digit id's are greater in number. Someday, we will rise up and toss-off the shackles of oppression and servitude!
You'll be the first with your back against the wall when the revolution comes.
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I meant we as in Slashdot as a whole, as opposed to Digg. But, yeah, whatever else is good, too.
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Yep, it's about $ and Digg-envy.
I go to both.
If I want a laugh and kids that cant speel => digg
If I want interesting comment with people with a brain => Slashdot
Idle on /. should be removed as it is redundant.
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This is "Idle", which you can easily filter out of your news page if you don't like useless stories (which pretty much describes "idle").
How subtly insightful! (Score:2)
Yes, you nailed the premise of this item exactly, directly relating the linked article to how seeing tired old cliches like posting, "Isn't this supposed to be a news site?" in every Idle post is so tedious.
Good job, man, I hope others catch your ironic agreement with the post!