iPad Steering Wheel Mount 230
kevin7kal writes "The Apple iPad is the ideal automotive communications and entertainment device. It is sized perfectly to mount using the iPad Steering Wheel Mount without obscuring the driver's view. 'I don't think that I am exaggerating when I say that the iPad Steering Wheel Mount probably has saved my life...'"
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Think of the Children!
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Yeah, he says "it is a great enhancement to safety", as you don't have to text while driving on your iPhone.
My sarcasm radar is all over the place on this one. Is he joking or or real?
Nobody should be texting while driving. He's an idiot.
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As there's no multi-tasking on the iPhone you couldn't text whilst driving on it.
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IMHO texting while driving is active stupidity. I'd much rather see another driver pulling a on flask or a doobie than reading or texting. I did enjoy the way that one lady changing her sweater on the freeway was filling up her lingerie, and she was keeping her eye on the road more than I was.
You think THAT is stupid? (Score:4, Funny)
How about this [amazon.com]?
Read some of the product reviews while you're there, BTW. I guarantee at least a few good laughs.
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I didn't even get to scroll down to the comments, I saw the pictures and dropped my mouse. still laughing.
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I didn't even get to scroll down to the comments, I saw the pictures and dropped my mouse. still laughing.
Too bad--there were literally hundreds of reviews, some of them really, really funny. Check this one [amazon.com] out. It's a personal favorite.
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And, BTW, as a fellow Californian, I'm with you on Prop 16. Talk about an insidious power-grab, no pun intended.
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that one lady changing her sweater on the freeway
Citation Please
Fuck citations. I want a video o.O
\I'll be in my bunk
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But lots of people wouldn't think twice about ruining perfectly good faces by attaching iPads to airbag covers.
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"But lots of people wouldn't think twice about ruining perfectly good faces by attaching iPads to airbag covers."
That would be easy to demo with a salvage car and a dead Ipod. Fire the bag remotely (just route the wires to a switched line from the battery). :)
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I put an iPad over your Mom's face last night.
You're doing it wrong ...
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The website mentions that it is covered by patents... And sites the
PARSER ERROR
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Confirmed Joke. From his twitter [twitter.com]:
"My viral video got about 15,000 hits from SlashDot - http://bit.ly/bMGX9W [bit.ly] - Ads made nearly $50.00 today! (proceeds are donated to charity)"
Why do I suddenly feel like an idiot for helping this guy get $50?
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The children (Score:2)
Their other product is candy-coated lead paint chips.
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In Soviet Russia, iPad mounts you!
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He is thinking of the children - which is why he's got a porn-free iPrick.
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Nothing. I used to my Physics book and other texts while driving to college. It was a great way to prepare for an exam, rather than waste time.
That was in the primitive 90s, but now students can use the iPad instead! Perfectly safe.
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but now students can use the iPad instead! Perfectly safe.
iSafe (but not you)
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Would those be perfectly incorrect definitions of perfect? :D
Doesn't Need For Speed have an iPad version? (Score:4, Funny)
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He's not using a 3G iPad... so at least he'll end up in a ditch 100 feet from his house, instead of endangering the highway.
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Not as cool as http://tinyurl.com/2fh8uck [tinyurl.com]
It's illegal, for one ... (Score:5, Funny)
Also not allowed to have a video screen less than a certain distance from the driver.
Also not allowed to display movies, etc., on any screen visible to the driver.
We have sane laws up here. Of course, the video I want to see is of his face as the airbag launches the iPad into it at 200 mph.
So after the lawsuits ("Apple is responsible - there was no warning not to attach it to the steering wheel") you'll have t prove you're more intelligent than a pet rock to buy one - and that should kill 90% of the iPad market.
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You're not allowed to install any device that interferes with the deployment of the air bag.
Also not allowed to have a video screen less than a certain distance from the driver.
Also not allowed to display movies, etc., on any screen visible to the driver.
We have sane laws up here. Of course, the video I want to see is of his face as the airbag launches the iPad into it at 200 mph.
So after the lawsuits ("Apple is responsible - there was no warning not to attach it to the steering wheel") you'll have t prove you're more intelligent than a pet rock to buy one - and that should kill 90% of the iPad market.
All very good points, and more than likely those same laws apply to most states/countries. This is also why you actually should do more research before filing a patent, which apparently this guy did, which I'm pretty certain is not a trivial or cheap task.
I love the part where he says you are "absolutely not distracted in any way" with a fucking device that allows you to READ while driving a car.
Yeah, it's safer than traditional texting, but since texting rivals drunk drivers these days, how much safer is
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Not only does it encourage you to read while you're driving, it obstructs your view of the dashboard (speedometer, etc.).
This has to be a joke. Especially with the subtitle about the "closed course" when there are clearly residential homes in the background.
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A agree 100%. The screen changing the content as he spun the wheel is enough to give you motion sickness! Nice of him to say "you shouldn't be looking at this while you're turning." s/turning/driving/ and he'd be right.
This is an automatic "it's your fault" for any accident - especially since, unlike a cell phone, you can't just slip it in your pocket - and it'll leave an imprint on what's left of your face.
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You're not allowed to install any device that interferes with the deployment of the air bag.
in all fairness. it is an i"pad", and pad are generally soft. plus this one is magical!
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You're not allowed to install any device that interferes with the deployment of the air bag.
So that's what happened to all those infomercials for The Club!
you'll have t prove you're more intelligent than a pet rock to buy one
Well, there is now a USB Pet Rock [thinkgeek.com], so that threshold is still very low.
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I wonder what happens when the airbag deploys?
LOL
Hey! Slashdot! (Score:5, Insightful)
I checked "Disable Advertising", why doesn't it carry over to the articles?
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I checked "Disable Advertising", why doesn't it carry over to the articles?
Because Idle CSS is shit. Remove the "idle." from the URL and it comes up with the normal CSS.
Also, you should keep ads enabled. Unless if they are particularly annoying, keeping ads enabled will support Slashdot and keep them alive.
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Heh. I keep the ads enabled usually. I just disabled them for a moment to make this posting possible to complain in a way that I deem funny that this is nothing but blatant, pointless advertising.
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In general, when it comes to ads, my policy is simply that I do keep them enabled unless they give me a good reason to disable them (or use a blocker). Pages make money with those ads, and that way they can provide me my enjoyment for free. Not viewing those ads means that they make less money and either have to charge me or fold. Not good.
For a page to make it to my ad-block list, it would have to open up more windows than I have open already. Which is a pretty high threshold.
My hope is that I (and hopeful
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You shouldn't be looking at /. while driving at all, advertising or not.
Kudos to your sig about Soviet Russia too.
Sigh... apple (Score:2, Insightful)
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This is dangerous and illegal!
And so very fucking stupid!
Does anyone think this wouldn't end up as lots of accidents?
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It all depends on if you are using a revolver or an automatic!
Yeah, but the smug bastards who use revolvers totally look down upon the automatics. I guess I can see why =)
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Smudge resistant? (Score:2)
So does the new coating keep the blood from smudging the screen?
You'll get more multitouch than you asked for... (Score:2)
Never mind the multitouch screen interpreting the face milliseconds before it smashes into pieces.
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Yes, people. This is a JOKE.
A good one, in my opinion...
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so what... thats what GPS is for.
I bet there's an app for that!
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You don't really need to look at the speedometer if you have a car with a manual transmission. Listen to the engine and keep track of what gear you are using.
No need for a fuel gauge either. You should know how much gas you have put into the tank, how much you car uses and how long you have traveled.
I hate these kinds of posts. I can never tell if they're serious or insane.
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An rpm gauge is of course cheating and would not work if you have an ipad on your steering wheel. You have to listen to the engine. ;)
Bbbut, there's an app for that!
(Please let it be called iZoom)
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You don't really need to look at the speedometer if you have a car with a manual transmission. Listen to the engine and keep track of what gear you are using.
No need for a fuel gauge either. You should know how much gas you have put into the tank, how much you car uses and how long you have traveled.
...And if you can't keep track of all these things in your head, you could probably get an iPad application to do it for you!
Mario kart (Score:5, Funny)
Cool! now I can play mario kart while I drive to work.
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Yo dawg, I put poison on this knife so you can die while you die.
In the event of an accident... (Score:5, Informative)
In the event of an accident, the airbag will crush the iPad into your face.
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In the event of an accident, the airbag will crush the iPad into your face.
And that is the key reason why this should never be used. Ever. There'll be laws, and well... Frankly that really represents the end of our discussion with this "product". Want to purchase a mount for something that, WHEN you crash, will come flying at your face at 100mph? You would have been fine because the seatbelt held you, but never mind the iPad implanted in your skull.
Apple: Maker of shiney... (Score:3, Funny)
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Think of it as natural selection in action.
-- Larry Niven
Satire, yes, funny not so much. (Score:5, Informative)
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Christ, were was I in the 1970's?
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Potentially illegal and dangerous (Score:1)
Hmm potentially illegal in most jurisdictions falling under the same category as TV's that are viewable from the drivers seat while in motion. Plus it blocks part of the steering wheel which means you have to use an altered hand placement on the steering wheel(as opposed to 10 and 2 or 9 and 3). Also addressing the saving your life issue, is what happens if he does get into an accident which causes air bag deployment? I see either the iPad flying right into your face or if the mount is rigid enough blocking
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Plus the first rule of driving, when driving that should be your only task
That sounds great as a sound bite, but I'll take it a little more seriously when I ever meet even one single person that follows it, as opposed to people that hypocritically pull it out when they just don't want other people doing something.
install the HUD app (Score:2)
because you can't see the fscking speedo otherwise.
Cuz there's an app for everything.
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I never had the slightest desire to know what you're looking at while driving!!
http://www.google.com/images?q=speedo [google.com]
But I guess if you're into seeing speedos, you probably want to get an android device. We know what those are for.
OH PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE!!! (Score:2)
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Airbag (Score:5, Funny)
Just think, when you crash and your airbag deploys, you could have the world's first iPad implant!
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You could be the $499 man! The iPad even does the sound effects when you move it.
Distraction (Score:4, Informative)
Joking aside, and driver distraction aside, this thing is illegal as all getout. I'm pretty sure that obscuring the dash (and things like, ya know, the speedometer) isn't permitted. Making the steering wheel harder to grip (and at the ol' 10 and 2 positions, no less) makes the vehicle harder to control. Putting a relatively heavy, knife-edged*, solid object right in front of the airbag is pretty brilliant, too. Ordinarily I'd just shrug my shoulders and say "ah well, natural selection at work," except there's a pretty good chance you'll take a few people out with you. I'm hoping that he means this as a joke.
* In an accident at highway speeds, the thin edge of the iPad is as good as a knife.
Another cool idea (Score:3, Interesting)
Stanley Milgram? (Score:3, Interesting)
I thought I recognised the name of the chap who described this as the "must have iPad accessory".
Stnley Milgram [wikipedia.org] was the psychologist who ran the famous experiments [wikipedia.org] where obedience to authority was investigated by instructing participants to deliver electrical shocks to another person.
Nice reference!
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I did love that the guy points out: "See how the orientation changes as you turn? Of course, you shouldn't be reading while turning." Funny, Mom always taught me I shouldn't be reading while driving. I never knew her rules were only applicable for when you were turning.
Great idea!!! (Score:2)
Especially when you hit the car in front of you, the airbag deploys and the last thing that goes through your head before you die is an iPad with bloodstained bejewelled on it.
Here's why you get one. (Score:3, Interesting)
You visit the Bonneville Salt Flats, install a racing game, keep the car in low gear so you don't actually roll it, and then boom! Your iPad racing game now has force feedback.
In a crash... (Score:2)
... just how convenient is the driver/user going to find this steering wheel mount when the airbag propels the iPad into their face at 800 MPH?
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A better suggestion (Score:2)
How 'bout for anyone texting, and is pulled over, they're required to put their device in a special mount on the driver's seat, and before driving, need to take off their pants or skirt, and SIT ON IT, shoving it where the sun don't shine, while driving. Then maybe they'll pay more attention to the road.
mark
Can we ... (Score:2)
... get this certified by the FAA and have it installed for the Northwest pilots?
FAIL (Score:2)
Sheesh, at least make it a gyroscopically stabilized mount. How hard could it be?
I hope the guy gets his ass sued off... (Score:2)
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I'm a slow reader, it took me maybe... 10 - 15 seconds to read your comment. Travelling at 45 MPH that's nearly a thousand feet and that's a lot of space that could be occupied by something fragile and breathing.
This is a joke, right? (Score:2)
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er, air bag
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er, air bag
What did you call my wife?
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Well, remember that /. article recently about the rat implants that generate power from glucose...?
Yeah. The good news is, you won't have to take your iPad in to replace it because the batteries are out....
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Yeah, definitely the best part of the whole site.
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Why does Apple get all the press when the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk [amazon.com] has been around for ages?
(check the user-posted photos)
I now have tears in my eyes from laughing so much. Brilliant.