Man Smuggles an Amazing Amount Into Jail With His Portable Hole

Instead of congratulating 24-year-old Washingtonian Gavin Stanger on the remarkable amount of things he could hide in his rectum, Wenatchee Police have arrested and charged him with introduction of contraband into a jail. Stanger smuggled a cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball-size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe, and a small baggie of suspected marijuana into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, a feat that left officials gaping. "We were all wondering, 'How do you put all that up there?'" Sgt. John Kruse said. "The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce."

Oh whew...

[voodoowizard]

Thankfully that picture is not related to the actual article. It kinda of scared me, I though they arrested goatse.

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[sv_libertarian]

Funniest thing I've read on /. in days.

Never has a goatse link been so appropriate

[Locke2005]

..a feat that left officials gaping. Apparently that was not the only thing that was left gaping.

Damn

[DaMattster]

Can you say, "Proctologist, please!"?

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[pixelpusher220]

sure, just listen for the echo...