The Star Wars Kid Is Back 275
An anonymous reader writes "It was eight years ago that Ghyslain Raza slashed his way into our hearts with his Star Wars Kid video. Sadly, Raza suffered from severe bullying and abuse for his video and eventually ended up in a psychiatric ward for children. However, his video was seen 1 billion times and multiple thousands of geeks came immediately to his defense. While those must have been the worst years of his life, things are now looking up."
Didn't he get an iPod? (Score:4, Informative)
As I recall, there was a group of people who contributed to buying him an iPod as a way of trying to show that not everyone who saw the video was laughing at him. Any idea whether he got it? TFA doesn't mention it.
Re:Didn't he get an iPod? (Score:5, Insightful)
I laughed at him. I laugh my ass off. I laughed for the same reason most people laughed. We''ve all done something that turned out to be massively embarrassing.
If you say you didn't laugh, I suspect you are impaired or a liar.
Re:Didn't he get an iPod? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Now we're laughing at you, instead.
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BTW: Seen Meept lately?
Re:Didn't he get an iPod? (Score:5, Insightful)
I have an impairment called "empathy". That video made me sad, because I could imagine the position that kid was in.
Sucks to be me, I guess.
Re:Didn't he get an iPod? (Score:5, Funny)
I have an impairment called "empathy". That video made me sad, because I could imagine the position that kid was in.
Sucks to be me, I guess.
Sucks to be me, I guess.
I tried to feel bad for you, but I just ended up laughing.
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I seem to recall that they collected so much money, they not only bought him an iPod, but a mac laptop as well.
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I doubt an iPod is going to mean anything to him compared to the $250k or whatever settlement he got out of the lawsuits resulting from the video..
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Of course, he is lawyer now.
Ain't this fate of most bullied nerds? They get attractive ... jobs later. (And opportunity for "lolno, not dating you" to what where popular girls at school)
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And he has so many coolness points, when you get to 19 and you leave school suddenly being a nerd is the coolest thing to be!
Only now he's not a nerd, he's a lawyer.
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Glad things turned out well (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Glad things turned out well (Score:5, Funny)
When we last saw him, he was but the client. Now he is the lawyer.
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Better Title: Return of the Jedi? (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot is NOT helping here... (Score:5, Interesting)
He was anonymous again. Took him 8 years. His 15 minutes of fame were finally forgotten. He could continue with his life.
Now Slashdot and that other website (rtfa) put up his picture, location, job/study... which will show up in every google search for the "Star Wars Kid", forever linking his new life to that old one.
It's quite disappointing to see that his address, email, phone number, and the name of his friends and girlfriend (if any) are missing. Can we all have that too please, so that it's easier to ruin the rest of his life too? :-)
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name of his friends and girlfriend (if any)
Heh, heh.
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Too fucking right. Responsible journalism this is not. Idle or otherwise.
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I find it comforting in a way...like a "look at me now, bitches".
I wasn't laughing at you, Star Wars Kid, I was laughing with you - because like the rest of us here on Slashdot: We've probably done similiar if not sillier shit in our childhoods.
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And who knows, maybe this news story is coming from him. Maybe he's finally ready to get back out there.
Look at Tron Guy. He's owned it. Good lord, I would have wa
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Aging changes perspective. For a high school kid, appearing as a fat, awkward kid in a famous internet video is epic shame. But for an adult angling to be a lawyer and a politician, *having appeared* some years before in a famous internet video is a great advantage. I rather think he has come to terms with his fame and is using it to his advantage. Good for him.
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My client is not the suspect you are looking for...
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1 billion people don't know who he is.
Re:Slashdot is NOT helping here... (Score:5, Insightful)
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I'm easily amused by the stupidest off-the-wall crap on youtube or elsewhere, but for the life of me I just don't get "the star wars kid" video. It's a young kid waving a stick around for a minute and 40 some seconds. I don't see how it's funny, entertaining, or embarrassing - no big deal really. Unless I'm missing something, I don't get what the fuss is all about. Lots of kids do lots of silly things, and many capture it on video.
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Unless I'm missing something, I don't get what the fuss is all about.
It wasn't the video itself that was painful, it was the subsequent bullying that the video precipitated.
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I think that the guy sucks for not parlaying all that exposure into something.
Spoken like a true marketing idiot. Not everyone is a fame whore and thinks that fame == $$. Think about it: if he wanted fame, he'd have uploaded the video himself. The kid is a nerd at heart and did something that he thought was cool -- and he had fun doing it. Yeah, I laughed when I saw the video, but I also thought it was pretty cool; there's nothing wrong with a kid indulging his sci-fi fantasy. He had fun making a tape t
The Darkside (Score:5, Funny)
... he’s putting his litigious experience to some use, getting his law degree at McGill University in Montreal.
So, he went to the Darkside.
See what happens when you bully kids?
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McGill is the Canadian Harvard. Definite Sith Lord material.
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... he’s putting his litigious experience to some use, getting his law degree at McGill University in Montreal.
So, he went to the Darkside.
See what happens when you bully kids?
You don't know the power of the dark side.
High School Was the Worst Years for Me as Well (Score:5, Insightful)
Having been made fun of for reading Star Wars books in grade school, I sympathize with this kid though my pain was not on a global level like his. Still, I bet if you asked him now if he could go back and do things differently it would probably be better not to sue and instead milk that fifteen minutes by going on SNL or Conan O'Brien or even trying for a cameo in one of the Wayans Brothers' parody comedy flicks. Jesus, I bet he could make good money if he charged $5,000 per video and set up a site where he recorded himself doing his spiel and saying "Happy Birthday <insert your name here>" or "I only twirl around like a moron when I'm eating my <insert your food product here>!" And then just kept rerecording himself doing that. You might as well milk it and have fun with it
Anybody know how Daniel Tosh gets around these potential lawsuits when he displays videos on Comedy Central in his show Tosh.0? I mean, I'm sure he gets permission first or it comes from a country with lax copyright laws but what kind of logic do they pitch to the guys that do just outrageously stupid things? "You did something stupid by starting a gasoline can on fire but you have the chance to do something smart and let me show it?"
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I agree with you about high school. However, I found college to be just as bad. The college I went to had a HUGE frat/sorority presence, and it was like high school all over again, minus the bullying.
I did my best to focus on the research going on at my college, but as soon as you left the building you saw those frat douchebags with their faux-football jerseys parading around campus with all the absent-minded hot sorority chicks.
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High School was bad for me as well... But now I realize it was because I didn't handle it well, and compared to the rest of life, it wasn't really that bad. If I knew what I know now, I'd have ruled that school.
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Re:High School Was the Worst Years for Me as Well (Score:5, Funny)
My mother (and now my wife too)
Your mother is now your wife? Ewwwwwwwwwww.
Bless him (Score:2)
Good luck to him, but now we should leave him alone.
Preserving the Cultural Heritage of Trois-Rivi (Score:2)
There should be a monument at the location, along with informative kiosks and a mini-theater playing the video. You should be able to buy replica golf sabers, pose for pictures with cardboard cutouts of Ghyslain, and get to film yourself in the same room...
Such is how things go (Score:2, Insightful)
Sure, he was a nerdy kid, but the reality is nerdy kids typically make the most money after they get older. After-all, most are relatively intelligent, and most are going to go on to college. The attributes that draw ire from your high school peers are what often translate very well into sucess in a career.
The high school girls are all swooning over that guy on the football team with a letter jacket. The 20-something girls though are swooning over the guy with the party-boat down at the marina.
Get laid
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Sure, he was a nerdy kid, but the reality is nerdy kids typically make the most money after they get older. After-all, most are relatively intelligent, and most are going to go on to college. The attributes that draw ire from your high school peers are what often translate very well into sucess in a career.
Pfft.. Har Har... Very funny.
Truth is nerdy kids would have about the same distribution of smart and braindead kids as any other group. Just cause the football club members aren't showing off their math skills to all their friends doesn't mean they're all stupid. And playing Magic or showing off your nerddom doesn't mean you are a misunderstood genius..
Just like Steve Bartman.. (Score:2)
This guy is no different than Steve Bartman [wikipedia.org] who made a mistake as a fan that could have been anybody. He was chastised, ridiculed and pretty much couldn't return to Wrigley Field to watch the Cubs ever again. One ESPN writer did hunt him down [go.com] a few years later.
Reality vs. TV (Score:3, Insightful)
What's sad is that in the day and age where Napoleon Dynamite is a big selling movie and cool, he's only ironically cool and for anyone who actually does do something in real life that's funny or etc. they get bullied forever and there appear to be no consequences for the bullies.
Venture Bros Episode : The Tag Sale (Score:2)
The best was when The Venture Bros. did a take on The Star Wars kid in their episode "Tag Sale" in their first season; pretty much the all-around best episode ever to showcase the show concept, right next to the one with Race Bannon.
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The story continues (Score:2)
Jedi = Lawyer = Sith (Score:5, Interesting)
The Jedi are bound to a code of morality and justice and are trained in the use of the light side of the force but not the Dark side.
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is the Force.
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather than ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
If all of that doesn't describe a Lawyer I am not sure what does. Try to keep in mind people that not all (in fact only a very small but highly visible) lawyers are ambulance chasing souless bastards, or greedy corporate shills. Most try to uphold the law as best they can and protect people. I have a bias in that my Dads a lawyer I suppose. However just like Jedi, there are both the dark and the light side of the force. I suppose some lawyers are very Sith like to be sure.
Star Wars Kid - the Drunken Jedi (Score:2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY [youtube.com]
Needs a snappier headline (Score:3, Funny)
Loser Lawyer Litigates, Laughs Last!
Bulky Barrister Born By Bullies!
Saber-Swinging Super-Star Supervises Saving Society!
Crazy Counsel Courts Conservationists!
Activist Attorney Accepts Arguable Acclaim!
Famed Flabby Fanboy Fixes Fate, Flaunts Fellowship!
Re:Wow, how sad is it that (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Wow, how sad is it that (Score:5, Insightful)
I used to do that all the time, but I got tired of my submissions getting passed over for days/(weeks) and then once the rest of the major online media outlets decided it was worthy to report someone else's late submission got pushed though.
Why should I waste my time with submissions that never go though when making snarky comments is infinitely more entertaining and rewarding?
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Why should I waste my time with submissions that never go though when making snarky comments is infinitely more entertaining and rewarding?
Hi, you must not be new here!
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Why should I waste my time with submissions that never go though when making snarky comments is infinitely more entertaining and rewarding?
As measured in karma, of course.
Re:Wow, how sad is it that (Score:5, Informative)
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reddit is the dig of /.
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I'm genuinely interested in what the others are. Care to share a couple?
(fark and 4chan need not apply. :) )
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Reddit [reddit.com] is very current, and the comment system, while not as good as Slashdot, isn't entirely intolerable.
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Re:Wow, how sad is it that (Score:5, Interesting)
At the risk of sounding sentimental, what keeps me coming back to slashdot is the people. Granted, lots of new folks keep showing up here, but they tend to leave for more popular sites like Digg and Reddit. I'm fine with that; the Eternal September [wikipedia.org] can just roll on by.
I'm not in as much of a hurry as I once was, and a day or two isn't going to kill me. Plus, time does wonders for weeding out the interesting from the merely sensational. This story might not be the best example of that, but even when it's not "stuff that matters," if it is somehow related to nerds and we've had a few days to hear and think about it, then the discussion here is likely to be more insightful.
Or not. :-)
Either way, it's nice to come by here and see some long-standing friends whom I've never met personally. Whether the discussion of the day is logical disourse, blatant fanboyism, heated rhetoric, well-earned snarkery, complaining about editors, or just lighthearted BS about whatever rabbit trail we've found ourselves on, I know I am in for an enjoyable time.
So sit back, read, laugh, be challenged, challenge someone else, troll if you must, meme if you can, respect your elders, respect your youngsters, relax and have a good time.
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For me, Slashdot is still the top link in the Awesome bar, but it is being seriously challenged by:
http://arstechnica.com/ [arstechnica.com] and http://anandtech.com/ [anandtech.com]
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And which sites, exactly, have taken the top spots?
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Probably AL4A and Wikipedia
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Funny how in the last number of years /. has moved down my list of bookmarks from top sopt to check in order to 5 or 6th in the list...
I feel that way, but it's because of overzealous fanboys and haters, not stories I can easily scroll past.
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It's because they are submitted on time, but the editors are so fricking lazy that things will sit waiting for submission for a week at a time.
Honestly, it's not that hard to dig through the submissions, I have looked at the firehose and they are not getting 80 submissions a second.
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Not very sad.
Hold on, that was one of those rhetorical thingammies, where you pretend to lack information but are actually setting up to make a lame point, wasn't it?
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you used to hear these things on slashdot FIRST, sometimes several days ahead of the mainstream mediaa
When did that EVER happen? I've been around since 99 and people were complaining about it back then!
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Google Reader's "Recommended Items" is currently doing this job for me.
Plus, it is forcing me to be more intelligent in my browsing habits; the all seeing eye of Google encourages me to choose wisely so there is less random crap and more bona fide tech news on my list.
Re:Those who can DO (Score:5, Insightful)
"I'm sorry to hear that the Star Wars kid decided to be a blood sucking lawyer."
Yep, they're all evil until YOU need one to help you navigate the law, or until the EFF uses them to fight for your rights.
Lawyers don't sue, PLAINTIFFS sue.
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They're all evil until proven good. The problem with the reputation of lawyers as a class is that the majority of them have proven themselves willing to take frivolous or evil cases and pursue them to the best of their ability. If you stand in the service of evil, expect to be rightly derided and hated.
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majority of them have proven themselves willing to take frivolous or evil cases
Citation???? "Majority" is a very specific word, with a specific meaning, which is not equal to "lots"
In short, this is utter bullshit. Most lawers never set foot in a courtroom and take "Cases" in the adversarial us vs them sense. They are the people who write contracts, advise clients on how to be compliant with truckloads of government regulations, etc.
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Right, they participate in maintaining the overly complex legal system which is a drain on business and productivity for all of our society. We all make our own choices about how we contribute to the world, and we're responsible for those choices.
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majority of them have proven themselves willing to take frivolous or evil cases
Citation???? "Majority" is a very specific word, with a specific meaning, which is not equal to "lots"
In short, this is utter bullshit. Most lawers never set foot in a courtroom and take "Cases" in the adversarial us vs them sense. They are the people who write contracts, advise clients on how to be compliant with truckloads of government regulations, etc.
Mis-quote for the flipping win!
If you stand in the service of evil, expect to be rightly derided and hated.
Compared to...
They are the people who write contracts, advise clients on how to be compliant with truckloads of government regulations, etc.
Newsflash, these types can be COMPLETELY evil as well. Have you READ a contract lately? In fact, I'd challenge you to locate a completely fair contract, toward both parties, in under 24 hours. Go for it, let me know what you find. Further, how many of these attorneys would 'be compliant' in technicality only rather than with the actual intent of the law.
Evil happens. Attorneys are generally in a group with more examples both in quantity and in bastardly-ness
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"I'm sorry to hear that the Star Wars kid decided to be a blood sucking lawyer."
Yep, they're all evil until YOU need one to help you navigate the law, or until the EFF uses them to fight for your rights. Lawyers don't sue, PLAINTIFFS sue.
Except that the reason you need a lawyer to navigate the law is because the law is written by and for lawyers. If it wasn't for evil lawyers, you wouldn't need lawyers to navigate the law or to fight for your rights.
This is not to say that lawyers are not a necessary part of society. Unfortunately, we have allowed lawyers to write our laws, interpret our laws and determine who is allowed to make money from assisting others in navigating the law.
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I absolutely agree. You can't whitewash all lawyers as blood suckers just because most of them are. After all, like the joke goes, 99 percent of the lawyers give 1 percent of the lawyers a bad name. But let's look at this a bit more realistically.
The worst of the worst of the lawyers are the ones WE elect to make the laws and run the legal system that is their life blood. Does anyone really believe that lawyers are primarily concerned with the common good as opposed to what is good for their profession/f
Re:Those who can DO (Score:4, Informative)
So why do we keep electing these bozos?
Douglas Adams explains it [williams.edu] much better than I ever could.
Bullies (Score:2)
The worst thing about lawyers is that some eventually become politicians, creating unnecessarily complex laws that require yet more lawyers to navigate (no conflict-of-interest there).
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Most of us are brain-whores for some company or other but only lawyers specialize in S&M.
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"I'm sorry to hear that the Star Wars kid decided to be a blood sucking lawyer."
Yep, they're all evil until YOU need one to help you navigate the law, or until the EFF uses them to fight for your rights.
Lawyers don't sue, PLAINTIFFS sue.
And if I've got a project running behind schedule I won't say "no" to a Sith Lord offering to find new ways to motivate my men. I wouldn't want to have a beer with him, though.
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Unless they're patent or copyright trolls whose business model revolves around suing major corporations or filesharers respectively in hopes of getting a decent settlement out of the lawsuit most of the time, in which case, yeah, lawyers do sue.
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Only children are concerned about such things. When do you plan on growing up?
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