Man Claims He Was Seduced By Cow 20
After getting caught having carnal relations with a cow, 18-year-old Gusti Ngurah Alit claimed it wasn't his fault because the cow seduced him. From the article: "On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck. Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. 'She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,' he said."
Hell yeah! (Score:3, Funny)
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http://www.quazacolt.com/dmmlq/2009cowgirl.jpg [quazacolt.com]
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/DarkestAngel5804/The%20Gals/cow-girl.jpg [photobucket.com]
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Yeah, I had to click because I was curious what cow pr0n might look like - and it looks good!
Come on! (Score:4, Funny)
This can't be the first time you hear a story of guy falling for "a beautiful young woman" who turned out to be a fat cow.
Although, this may be the first time I hear it being settled by drowning her and giving him a bath - usually it just ends with a divorce.
And the guy takes a bath instead of being given one.
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Thank you! (Score:2)
I'll be here all week! Try the veal!
oops (Score:2, Insightful)
IMHO it was the cow that needed to be cleansed by bathing, while Lusti Gusti needed to get drowned to rid the town of bad luck...
Heh,
S
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But was it an udderly mooooving experience? (Score:2)
And did he milk it for all it was worth? Or was the cow gay, an it was all just bullshit? And did he develop mad cow later?
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Haha (Score:1)