Chinese Companies Rent White Foreigners 145
The job market may look bad here, but if you're in China, and you happen to be white, all you need is a suit and tie. An increasing number of Chinese companies are willing to pay any price to have a few fair-skinned faux employees walking around. From the article: "'Face, we say in China, is more important than life itself,' said Zhang Haihua, author of Think Like Chinese. 'Because Western countries are so developed, people think they are more well off, so people think that if a company can hire foreigners, it must have a lot of money and have very important connections overseas. So when they really want to impress someone, they may roll out a foreigner.' Or rent one."
The real reason theyre renting us (Score:1, Funny)
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Oh dear. Its the Japanese who have problems with those sounds, not the Chinese. How lacist.
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Well, the Japanese and Jackie Chan...
Of course, this is nothing new. Westerners have been "renting" asian women especially for years, especially during armed conflicts...
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In college, every math professor who were Chinese (about 1/4 of my math dept) I had would say "ploblem". It became so much a joke that I would even write "ploblem" instead of "problem" in my notes and homework... it was always the little things like that kept me awake in complex analysis.
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Where do I sign up for one of these jobs?
I mean..almost a type of welfare job for white guys!! I could be a token whitey for the right price!!
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Hell, who cares??
Where do I sign up for one of these jobs?
I mean..almost a type of welfare job for white guys!! I could be a token whitey for the right price!!
You slut.
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Southern Chinese have problems with R sounds.
Northern Chinese have too much R sound. Even more than the Japanese - letter="retter".
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I remember taking a class in "C and Unix" in college circa 1991 with a professor who was quite brilliant, but had a very, very thick Chinese (Cantonese, I believe... he mentioned living in Hong Kong quite a few times) accent and had a VERY hard time with the "L" sound.
I went through two entire classes taking notes on the use of "Unix share variables" before realizing that he meant "Unix SHELL variables"
He definitely didn't have a problem with "R" sounds, though. I distinctly remember him mentioning what was
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Then, when the "PeeCee" started getting some of those abilities, it was a day late and a dollar short f
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I saw an Amiga 2500UX once. It was a demo unit owned by Creative Equipment in Miami, but from what I remember, there really wasn't much you could actually *do* with it at the time unless you were a college professor or grad student with a Unix-related obsession. There wasn't really any commercial software for it, and I doubt whether it even shipped with the necessary libraries to build anything more ambitious than maybe "Adventure", "Spacewar", and "Life" -- all of which were undoubtedly cool in the 70s, bu
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I saw an Amiga 2500UX once. It was a demo unit owned by Creative Equipment in Miami, but from what I remember, there really wasn't much you could actually *do* with it at the time unless you were a college professor or grad student with a Unix-related obsession. There wasn't really any commercial software for it, and I doubt whether it even shipped with the necessary libraries to build anything more ambitious than maybe "Adventure", "Spacewar", and "Life" -- all of which were undoubtedly cool in the 70s, but didn't seem very interesting compared to "Bard's Tale", "Federation of Free Traders", and "Lemmings" ;-)
Agreed.
Like I said, Commodore killed the development of Amiga Unix, which I think was a bonehead move on their part. Amiga Unix would been a favourite for those schools teaching CS, and the student wouldve brought Amiga Unix into the workplace once they moved on.
This is not the first time Commodore gave up a golden opportunity to get into the schools. It made the exact same bonehead mistake with the Commodore PET and Commodore 64. It handed over that market to Apple, where the grads did exactly as you'd
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What a career aspiration these guys must have (Score:2)
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Just being realistic about future prospects?
Re:What a career aspiration these guys must have (Score:5, Interesting)
Normally I wouldnt comment on this but as I did this TODAY ill chime in..
I live and work in Beijing and these sort of opportunities come up through the grapevine fairly often - and as weird of a position that it is it somehow makes sense out here. You really have to realize how important 'face' is in China - especially when doing business.
The article is kind of dumb (and of course had been passed around the foreigner community last week to great laughs) but it isnt wrong per se. Having a 'laowai' ('old foreigner') around is good for your social standing. Today I had a client ask to take me out to dinner - which is abnormal - this guy never asks me out to dinner. When I pressed him on the reason he just said 'To introduce you to some friends.' When I arrived tonight I figured it out instantly: I was there to be the token white guy and to give this guy face. To his clients he just became that much more worldly and respectable because he keeps foreigner friends - this man obviously has some connections.
It seems odd and racist (which it is - dont get me wrong) but in a country that probably doesnt even have a word for 'multiculturalism' it works. So tonight I was 'token white friend', I made a couple of good contacts myself, I gave my boss face, and was treated to an amazing dinner where I was marvelled at for my ability to use chopsticks, speak Chinese, and drink 'Chinese white wine.'
Why the hell not? Someone has to make this country open to the outside world and different cultures - daily im doing my part. And for all the times I get harassed for being white I might as well get paid and treated for it on occasion as well.
Sorry is this is just an incoherent rant - but the aforementioned white wine is well on top of me at this point.
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Kinda like the uber-liberal who has the 'one' black friend that he invites to the pub to show he is 'not' racist.
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But that's back to 'face' again. It's not just the über-liberal's face but face in general. First impressions have a huge impact on attitudes for a long time to come, as do tokens such as taking off your sun glasses to speak to someone, taking off your glove to shake hands, not looking at at your watch or yawning when at a social gathering, taking the last treat from the tray and telling the cook it's because they're just that good... This stuff isn't 'little'.
When one white guy brings a black guy to a
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Didn't mean to come off so jaded. I actually do believe in the finer things.
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FTFY. Somebody you'd call an 'uber' liberal wouldn't even give a shit in the first place.
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Yeah, it's still racism couched in the nicest possible way. Chinese people are very prejudiced against dark skinned people, particularly "Blacks" and "Indians". If they rented out people of all colours it would be a different story but obviously white people are superior to everyone else except the Chinese...
The Brits might have a bit of a disagreement with that!!!!
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Slashdot isn't blocked in China? I'm genuinely surprised. Or do you have a proxy somewhere else?
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I fully expect to get modded into oblivion, but I can't help myself:
I gave my boss face
I don't know exactly what that means, but I hope you got a raise after.
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Hell, in my divorce, I got harassed for being a man, and for being concerned for my kids. While married, I got harassed for having an autistic child. And I'll stop it right there. Sometimes I feel as though people harass me just for existing.
Will we ever grow up as a species? Or will we always be not much better than our simian cousins? No b
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If it makes you feel better ... I can see potential for using this sort of dehumanising sort of job as a punishment for some sorts of racist crime.
Imagine, if it pleases you, some local Klan lord or Aryan Brother scumball (or from my side of the pond, we could send you a few members of the British Nazi Party, now that the election is nearly over) having to do his community service by being rented out to some Chinese body shop to serve
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If it makes you feel better ... I can see potential for using this sort of dehumanising sort of job as a punishment for some sorts of racist crime.
Imagine, if it pleases you, some local Klan lord or Aryan Brother scumball (or from my side of the pond, we could send you a few members of the British Nazi Party, now that the election is nearly over) having to do his community service by being rented out to some Chinese body shop to serve as a prop representing the body form of a feared and hated minority.
Well, I can see ways of using this to make life particularly miserable for people whose lives deserve to be made miserable.
Oh, there's much better ways of dealing with such types. Throw them in a prison full of the very ones the despise. The rest will take care of itself... right up there where the sun never shines.
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There are six times as many of them as there are of us, and they've never had much of an open society (beyond a few port cities), much less a ground-up melting-pot culture like America or Europe. It's not a bit surprising that many of them have gone so long being insular, and are displaying the characteristics of a population coming to grips with integration.
And this: "To his clients he just became that much more worldly and respectable because he keeps foreigner friends - this man obviously has some conne
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Unsurprisingly, being white isn't quite the only requirement: ""There are job opportunities for girls who are pretty and for men who can look good in a suit."
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"I want to be a rent boy for the Chinese!"
Take some Vaseline so you'll be ready when the company takes a dive. Then you can be a rent boy full time at 10 Yuan per day.
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How is this any different to 'renting oneself out' as an actor to MGM or Ridley Scott?
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Sounds less "icky" than (Score:1, Flamebait)
being a rent boy to anti-gay crusading republicans.
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A bit odd for a career.
But if you're a student/intern or similar Herbert, it seems like a reasonably easy way to make a bit of beer money.
And they're called? (Score:5, Funny)
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If the Chinese hire them to hang out around the water cooler, does that make them coolies?
Or better yet, you could be the focus of animosity because as a "whitey" you make more and work less at a company that obviously can afford to pay more to its indentured workers but doesn't.
"What the mind can conceive, the body can acheive. (Score:2)
"What the mind can conceive, the body can acheive."
I guess that explains why Rush Limbaugh is in such great shape.
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"What the mind can conceive, the body can acheive."
I guess that explains why Rush Limbaugh is in such great shape.
How does that correlate to Stephan Hawking?
With about 3.5 billion Chinese (Score:2)
republicans are beginning to see what its like to be in the minority. I suspect it will be mostly the Chinese, who will laughing at such water-cooler jokes.
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Whiteness... (Score:5, Funny)
The gift that keeps giving.
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What if they pay double for Africans?
News? (Score:5, Funny)
This is news?
I rent people all the time in Amsterdam's red light district!
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This is news?
I rent people all the time in Amsterdam's red light district!
Well, you must have the money then and the theory is strengthened by your efforts. Carry on Amsterdam!
Are You David Vitter? (Score:2)
Sounds as if Diaper Dave is at it again.
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Ah, but you see, renting people in China is done to give you "face"...whereas in Amsterdam they give you "head".
Same concept, but something must have gotten lost in translation ;-)
Turnabout is fair play? (Score:2)
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Idunno about that. (Score:2, Interesting)
I've always been more of a "ESSE QVAM VIDERE" fan myself. ("To be, rather than to seem.") State motto of North Carolina. Guess Ah'm just a sample countreh boy aht heart aftah all.
everybody knows (Score:5, Funny)
if you throw a party, you have to put out crackers
Now I understand (Score:2)
why Hally Barbour spent so much time in China raising money for republican causes.
Finally gender equality... (Score:1, Interesting)
So you know nothing, you do nothing, but people just pay you to hang around.
Sounds like a booth babe to me.
Now it's open to men!
Similar in Korea (Score:3, Interesting)
Something a little similar occurs in Korea. The biggest employers of foreigners in Korea are the US military and language schooling, whether at public or private institutions. Now, the fun thing is, schools much, much prefer white teachers, because there's a perception here that white face means English speaker. Someone with an Asian face, on the other hand... maybe the school is trying to pull something.
I got turned down for a few job applications for no real reason, and I'm pretty sure it had something to do with my skin tone.
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It goes far beyond that. In Asia in general dark skin means you are a menial worker who spends all of their days outside in the sun. Light skin means that you are rich and can afford to spend all of your days indoors. The idea of genetics is not even considered in many places.
A lot of Asian cosmetics are or contain skin whitening chemicals. It's like fake tan in the west, but the other way around.
sounds familiar (Score:4, Interesting)
I had a couple of friends go live in China for a couple of years. She was teaching english, he did that but also picked up some other "jobs", one of which involved, as far as he could tell, being shipped around to various places in China, dressed up in a suit, and having drinks poured down his throat until he couldn't walk anymore. Near as he could figure, he was supposed to be playing the role of the representative of a foreign company which was working with the Chinese outfit which had hired him, since that would make them look good to possible business partners. Sounds like a pretty surreal situation.
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Oh yeah, just remembered another weird aspect of this story. He would be asked to give a "presentation", which consisted of slides that were prepared by his employers. He'd speak in English and have it "translated" as he went. Of course he had no clue what the presentation was supposed to be about, so he'd basically just babble nonsense for the duration.
mad men (Score:1)
Did the Chinese get the idea from Mad Men?
Been there, done that... (Score:5, Interesting)
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So, the went forward with the wedding, just without the groom. I was hired to pretend that I was the "manager" of the absent groom. I was there telling people how great the groom was, and that he was working on important overseas assignments for our company, and simply couldn't be there. Everyone there probably knew what was really going on, but this solution seemed to save face all around. And I got the best meal I had in two years in China out of the deal...
Does make me wonder if there are similarly farcical things that we do here, but that are somehow invisible to us because we all just accept it as normal.
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Uhhh, hi boss. Ummm I'm not feeling too well today so I don't think I'm going to be in.
/rolls over and goes back to sleep.
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We're not interested in the *meal*.
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A good example I can think of is fireworks night here in the UK.
For those that don't know, it's a celebration of the failure of the gun powder plot which was an attempt to blow up parliament by a guy called Guy Fawkes.
We basically build a massive bonfire, not unusual for it to be around 20 ft high, and we place an effigy of Guy Fawkes on top, then we burn it all and during which usually set off shit loads of fireworks.
It's a normal celebration here and most people partake in it, but I caught myself wonderin
Nothing new. (Score:5, Interesting)
This is nothing new.
About 10 years ago I interviewed with a few companies in Taiwan. There were several who pretty much wanted to hire me as the token foreigner. One or two of them thought I might bring new ideas to the table, but I'm sure their corporate culture would pretty much squash any new ideas. One company in particular was more direct about what they wanted. They wanted to convey a more international image to make themselves more appealing to investors.
A lot of companies in Asia have this obsession with passing themselves off as an international corporation. Every two-bit company has the word "international" in their name. Their English name, because the vast majority of companies in Taiwan and China have an English and Chinese name. I guess it's aspirational in some ways. It's not simply that they want to impress, it's the belief that doing these things will lead to the perception turning into reality and I think some of it is linked to how Japanese companies became successful. It's like they think success will just happen without looking at the fundamentals.
In hindsight maybe I should have taken that job. I probably would have done little to no work and there were a bunch of cute girls working there.
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...and the money would have come around full circle. :)
It the obvious extension to outsourcing jobs (Score:2, Insightful)
It the obvious extension to outsourcing jobs. First American jobs go offshore, then Americans.
Vote for Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman so they can send your job to China! Help restore republican economic policies.
Should anyone blame the Chinese for discovering the republican secret for job "creation"? They want to enjoy the benefits of crony-capitalism too. We wanted them to drop communism and become capitalists. It seems we now have evidence that they have.
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Vote for Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman so they can send your job to China! Help restore republican economic policies.
Yeah, b/c Barbara "dont call me ma'am" Boxer and Gov. then Att. Gen now wants to be Gov again "Moonbeam"(It's like California Uber Allies was a prophecy) have been doing such a bang up job running the economy.
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So you say you slept through the Clinton administration? That's a long sleep, how did you do that?
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Isn't this what they try to do with their political history?
I've done this (or had this done to me?) (Score:4, Interesting)
I might be the only person here who's actually done this, so I can attest to the fact that a) it does happen b) quite frequently and c) it was a lot of fun. I live in Shanghai as a teacher but was rented for a weekend-long product presentation as up-and-coming American architect (with vast Italian-architecture experience). They pre-wrote the speech and created the ppt in first person so it seemed real, and the draw for this was incredible. Face is extremely important to the Chinese -- "perception is reality" is a ground-rule for living here. But with flexible-enough morals, free meals, a private driver, pre-arranged tours, my own 5-star hotel suite and pay is a pretty great deal for what was only about 2 hours work!
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Never, ever, invest (Score:2)
Stuff like this is part of why one should never, ever, invest in Chinese stocks even if they are ADRs on the US exchanges.
why not exactly? (Score:2)
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Subject (Score:4, Insightful)
After reading the article I see that "Any price" ranges from $44 to $300. Great summary, slashdot!
So I'd like to know where (Score:2)
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Don't think "us" western people are particularly better at doing the stuff that really matters. Everywhere around the world there will be people enjoying the good company of others.
Why is it that whenever there's a story about China, someone feels the need to jump in and say "b-b-but the west..." This "west" you speak of is a vast and extremely varied tapestry of different cultures spread across the entire globe, numbering a good many more people than are in China, so you can't go making sweeping statements about what they are good at or otherwise, especially if its a subtext for "rich white people laughing at poor foreigners".
For all the cultures in "the west", I don't know of a single one that hires people to stand around and look prosperous as a general trend, so this is an interesting cultural artifact, probably unique to China at least, and is worthy of attention as such.
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Western businessmen don't employ certain races to make themselves look multicultural. That's what stock photos in the Annual Report are for. And they don't use people from any particular continent to give the illusion of success, but that doesn't mean they don't do it. A Mercedes Benz with driver here, conspicuous use of the Amex Centurion Card [wikipedia.org] there, and soon enough your Mister Big Shot to your prospective clients.
Everything counts in large amounts. It seems that some businessmen are easily impressed by a
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Western businessmen don't employ certain races to make themselves look multicultural.
Maybe not, but prejudice was/is all around. I once witnessed an Indian being offered a very senior software position on the ground that "well, Indians are good at software". Made them look the look though.
Of course the Indian bloke in question actually was pretty much crap otherwise the idiotic situation wouldn't have gone noticed. He left the company without accomplishing anything other than cashing the pay check.
DISCLAIMER: I don't think Indians -or any other ethnic group of people- are generally be
99% of white people on the Chinese media (Score:2, Interesting)
Americans (Score:3, Funny)
The other white meat.
Get in while there's still a market (Score:4, Funny)
HEY!!! (Score:4, Funny)
WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT!?!?!
Nobody sees this as lying ? (Score:1)
Really ?
Not surprised (Score:5, Interesting)
I spent 2 years in China working for a software outsourcing company. Although there were a handful of other Americans at the company, I was the only one that wasn't of Asian descent. It was funny, really -- any time important people toured the company, they'd always stop by my desk to introduce me, even though I wasn't any sort of important role. Just being the "token white guy" got me a decent amount of attention. It was quite odd.
In general, though, being "white" in China still has privileges. I was in one of the most modern cities in China (Shenzhen, near where all your iPods are made) Just a friendly smile would set young women in hysterical giggles. Random people at the bus stop would ask me if I would be their friend. The banks would let me skip the line and go to the VIP counter. My Asian-American friends, on the other hand, didn't get nearly the special treatment. While people would compliment my horrible butchering of the Chinese language, people would ask them why they couldn't speak better. Sadly, I guess that means that racism is still thriving in some parts of the world....
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I spent 2 years in China working for a software outsourcing company. Although there were a handful of other Americans at the company, I was the only one that wasn't of Asian descent. It was funny, really -- any time important people toured the company, they'd always stop by my desk to introduce me, even though I wasn't any sort of important role. Just being the "token white guy" got me a decent amount of attention. It was quite odd.
In general, though, being "white" in China still has privileges. I was in one of the most modern cities in China (Shenzhen, near where all your iPods are made) Just a friendly smile would set young women in hysterical giggles. Random people at the bus stop would ask me if I would be their friend. The banks would let me skip the line and go to the VIP counter. My Asian-American friends, on the other hand, didn't get nearly the special treatment. While people would compliment my horrible butchering of the Chinese language, people would ask them why they couldn't speak better. Sadly, I guess that means that racism is still thriving in some parts of the world....
Reminds me of a sketch Eddie Murphy did once about painting himself as a "white guy" and everyone started treating him with all these privileges. I hear something similar happens in India, too. But there is has more to do with being "American" than being "white".
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I was waiting in the airport check-in queue with a group of friends at a UK airport.
One friend (from India) made the mistake of standing a little apart from us and was subject to stern questioning from one of the airport staff and close scrutiny of his (Indian) passport.
As this happened, we (his white friends) walked closer to him to see what was going on.
The airport staff saw us and then apologised (to us, I recall) saying: I didn't realise he was with you.
Later on in the same airport, one of the staff (of
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Profiling stinks, big time. And besides that, I've never heard of an Indian terrorist in the western world. So not only do their profiling stinks, it's not even accurate.
Or...
It's just an excuse for xenophobia. My word, he had to be validated by "whites" to be seen as "OK". Really makes me sick to my stomach that this kind of crap still goes on in our world.
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In this case it may be as a result of some peoples inability to handle general legitimate mistrust specific ways.
It doesn't bother me too much. As imperfections go it's not very bad.
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I spent 2 years in China working for a software outsourcing company. Although there were a handful of other Americans at the company, I was the only one that wasn't of Asian descent. It was funny, really -- any time important people toured the company, they'd always stop by my desk to introduce me, even though I wasn't any sort of important role. Just being the "token white guy" got me a decent amount of attention.
This actually reminds me of a certain communications & media company I used to work for; they had just bought a company in China and had brought all of the executives over to give them a tour of company headquarters. As soon as they got in the door they spotted the white (and overweight) security guard and went into a frenzy of pointing and excitement. Soon after they all had photos taken with the guy who looked quite confused! I didn't have a clue what was going on but a colleague of mine (of Chinese d
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This is why I enjoy visiting Japan more than Taiwan.
While in Taiwan: "Why can't you speak Mandarin properly? Why can't you understand Taiwanese at all?"
While in Japan: "Oh, how cute! It's a Chinese guy trying to speak our language! Pretty good!"
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