Australian Cave Offers Klingon Audio Tour 54
schliz writes "An Australian cave system visited by 200,000 tourists a year is expanding its range of audio guides to support Klingon. Cave operators reportedly engaged the services of two 'Klingon scholars' from the US, following Star Trek's naming of a 'Sydney Class' Starship, the USS Jenolan."
That'll be popular... (Score:2, Funny)
How do you say "This cave is dark and musty, just like Mom's basement!" in Klingon?
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QInlIj vIjang
Hurgh'taH DISvam 'ej He'taH DISvam 'e' 'atlhqam rur, SoSwI' wutlh pa' rur DISvam
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How do I ask Google to add Klingon to their list of supported languages in Google Translate?
You could just be getting your cat to walk back and forth across your keyboard. There are definitely Trekkies among Google's ranks that could spend their "20% private project time" adding it to the service.
Important question (Score:3, Funny)
Will the tour be conducted in the Northern or Southern Klingon dialect? I find the Northern dialect to sound rather classless.
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So, tell me how long you've owned an iPad [slashdot.org]?
(I kid, I kid!)
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Klingons don't own iFeminineHygienePRoducts ; iFeminineHygienePRoducts own Klingons.
Err, well, maybe.
Now I know how Nessus felt after insulting a Kzinti dinner party.
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Do we really want to attract Klingons? (Score:2)
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But no Quenya or Sindarin? (Score:2)
Sad.
Re:But no Quenya or Sindarin? (Score:4, Informative)
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Yes, but they don't like it.
Great site (Score:3, Funny)
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Gonna get rich. (Score:2)
Klingon Tour (Score:5, Funny)
"Qapla mates and welcome to the caves. I'm Gorvok and I'll be your guide today. Gakh and bloodwine are available at the concession stand on the surface, and if you truly have the stomach of a klingon, we also have Fosters. Just like a bird of prey, the caves also don't have bathrooms so make sure to hit the loo before we start. If you happen to get lost in the caves, just remember it's a good day to die and I'll see you in Stovalkor."
Re:Klingon Tour (Score:4, Funny)
if you truly have the stomach of a klingon, we also have Fosters.
If they truly have the stomach of a Klingon, I'll expect them to enjoy Vegemite crumpets.
Re:Klingon Tour (Score:4, Informative)
You offer me Vegemite??? I should kill you where you stand!
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Smile when you eat the vegemite.
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Why would you leave your parent's basement (Score:1)
just to go cave exploring? Go grab some sunlight for chrissakes...
Isn't that... (Score:1)
Oh nos! (Score:1)
Dogh qoH! (Score:1)
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If I were a betting man, I would wager that in the next century or two the number of languages in common use will reduce to one or two hundred.
If I were a betting man, I'd take you up on that for several reasons despite your assertion that rapid transit and near instant communication will reduce barriers. (Ignoring, of course, the fact that jet travel is becoming much more expensive and likely less common depending on how how oil supplies do over the next century.)
1. Many languages are spoken in very low-t
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Some relatively small countries have several languages: Belgium has 3 official languages and is not large, same for Switzerland. There is a global push back against globalization where local cultures are getting praised and nourished where they used to be banned. I also think it is short sighted to consider that the need for a 'shared' language (especially when traveling) would cause language extinction. Most people are actually able to learn more than one language, it is quite common in some countries, esp
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Actually, Switzerland has four. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland [wikipedia.org]
Same happens with Spain, which is quite small and has five. Inside Spain, the nation of Catalonia itself has two: Catalan (which is also spoken in Valencia, Balear Islands, the country of Andorra, south of France and in Sardinia, Italy) and Aranese, spoken by about 7000 inhabitants of a very isolated valley. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain [wikipedia.org]
Those languages are not diminishing, but actually, being more widely used, in spite of hundreds
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And before that, latin, and before that, greek, If you think of western civilizations. I wonder what was used in the east and in the silk route...
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In Star Trek you don't hear humans speaking anything but English. Also, you might notice that no technologically advanced planet in most sci fi universes has multiple governments operating on it. One world government, one world language.
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Re:Its also set in the future (Score:2)
When we might have advanced enough to have only one world government and have gotten beyond all that nationalism. One (or more likely 2) remaining languages on Earth is a likely event given how few languages remain and how quickly we are losing them.
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We probably have one world government already, only that most does not know about. Bilderberg anyone?
Yawn... (Score:2)
Let me know when they provide audio tracks in Thermian.