Girl Quits On Dry Erase Board a Hoax 147
suraj.sun writes "It's the same old story: young woman quits, uses dry erase board and series of pictures to let entire office know the boss is a sexist pig, exposes his love of playing FarmVille during work hours." Story seem too good to be true? It probably is, at least according to writer Peter Kafka. Even so, Jay Leno and Good Morning America have already reached out to "Jenny."
Old, and fake (Score:5, Informative)
Nice, story published hours after it was revealed to be a hoax / stunt: http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/11/elyse-porterfield/ [techcrunch.com]
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http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/ [thechive.com]
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The real question is who didn't immediately know it was fake? I mean, "The Chive"? That soundss aan aweful lot like The Onion to me.
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Well, the part about her being a hot piece of ass are true.
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Wait. So because there are lots of beautiful girls in LA, this girl is not good looking? Must be pretty harsh living in your world if you can't be attracted to anyone but the best-looking girl in the room.
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I think his point is rather that in some places, being "merely attractive" or "merely talented" aren't enough to ensure career prospects. It's not about obsession with superlatives, but more of a signal-to-noise problem.
In Sweden you don't stand out for being six feet tall and blonde. In Russia, your 1700 chess rating means you sometimes win casual games.
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I think his point is rather that in some places, being "merely attractive" or "merely talented" aren't enough to ensure career prospects. It's not about obsession with superlatives, but more of a signal-to-noise problem.
In Sweden you don't stand out for being six feet tall and blonde. In Russia, your 1700 chess rating means you sometimes win casual games.
Signal-to-noise ratio in LA must be pretty fucked up. Until Mad Men, Christina Hendricks was pretty much unknown and invisible. I mean, WTF?
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Point. Fuckin. Taken.
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I am astonished at the number of people who fell for this. It just proves that people have no operational critical thinking skills and just take anything they're fed as the truth. This is just a small example of how they treat more vital things like news of current events. If the AP wrote it or the local news anchor parroted it from a teleprompter, or a government organization released a statement, then it must all be true and taken at face value.
As for this particular incident, it was instantly obvious to
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Errr...you really don't have a lot to keep you busy, do you?
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Wow. You seriously know how to take just about all the fun out of something that was pretty entertaining. Sometimes you just need to shut the fuck and have a good laugh and realize that it doesn't even matter if it was real or a hoax.
Enjoy life - don't analyze everything to the point that all meaning is lost.
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See, this is what I'm talking about. What fun and entertainment was there in a poor attempt at a lame and failed hoax? You're responding like this was some great piece of performance art that has merit or interest even when it fails. It's nothing of the sort. Sorry I didn't approach a lame attempt at a hoax with some sort of child-like wonder and glee.
And please do inform me as to what enlightened "meaning" I missed out on by not being reeled in by these lame-ass self-promoters?
Your comments seem very mispl
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Maybe there was no fun and entertainment for you, and that's totally cool. Not everyone has the same sense of humour. I expect that there are things you find greatly entertaining or funny that I wouldn't at all.
I saw it, chuckled because I found it amusing, and moved on. When I saw the amount of effort you'd put into your rant, I just had to say "hey, lighten up a bit, don't take life so seriously."
You seem quite religiously dead-set against this thing, even moreso now... and I find that entertaining too :)
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All the world's a stage and all that?
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Nah, it's just with all the bullshit in the world, I find it hard to not take something like this lightly, laugh, and move on. Since at best it was amusing, and at worst it didn't really have any negative effects... except maybe on Seumas :)
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Thanks, Mr. Comic Book Guy.
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I mean, if you were going to talk to ANYONE about it, why would it be the person who was the least involved? It's not like that girl came up with the idea or executed it.
Because she's hot and would look good on TV, and therefore more people would watch. Nobody wants to see a couple of nerds talk about their hoax, but lots of people want to see a hot girl talk about just about anything.
I think you're right about the guys doing this primarily to get attention, but most things people post on the Internet are there to get attention. Even if someone never reveals who they are, the purpose of putting almost anything on the Internet is so that people will see it, giving the p
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The idea of it being manufactured so NBC could give some unknown actress her own sitcom is a little too loopy for me to take seriously, though.
You haven't watched TV in a long time, have you?
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See, I thought it was funny and didn't think about it again. Whether it was true or not didn't really matter. Still doesn't today.
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See, I thought it was funny and didn't think about it again. Whether it was true or not didn't really matter. Still doesn't today.
I wish I had mod points, because that sums up my thinking about it as well. I remember thinking, "That is a really foolish thing to do that would make it hard to find another job, I wonder if it is true." Then I deleted the email and moved on with my life.
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Yeah, but she is quite the HPOA.
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I totally disagree, she is not too old, but I can't tell from here if they are fake or not.
Slashdot revisionism (Score:2)
When this story was first posted, the headline didn't say anything about a hoax; it had just the one line in the summary admitting it was "probably" fake. I can still see the original headline in my RSS feed. Now they've altered it as though they knew all along, which makes posts like yours look like pointless complaining. A little transparency would be nice, maybe an editor's note added to the bottom of the summary with a clear timestamp.
Fake (Score:3, Informative)
This is known to be fake.
Re:Fake (Score:4, Funny)
Why let the fact that it is fake stop it being promoted as the truth on Slashdot? ;)
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There was a time when it wasn't this way, but samzenpus is the "new" kdawson. You could probably tell samzenpus to eat a bowl of boogers, and he would do it after telling you that it's gross. He's just that stupid.
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Reminds me of the dumbest guy in the office back when I was working in a drafting shop. The draftsmen were always playing tricks on each other and setting up Rube Goldberg-type booby traps. One of the guys was clearly not the sharpest stick in the bundle so on a day we knew he'd be the last one back from lunch we hung a cup filled with confetti from the ceiling with a string attached to a sign that said "Pull me." He did.
I think he's now a /. editor.
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I'm surprised that "theChive.com" didn't give it away as being somewhat similar to TheOnion - that well know source of entirely truthful reports - and so probably not a trustworthy source of much!
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Kafka, Peter Kafka.
Not K'Dawsonesque.
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This is known to be fake.
But the headline says its a Hoax.... do you mean its a fake hoax?
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Your post is fake? Looks pretty real to me!
Re:Fake (Score:4, Funny)
No, your erection is also a hoax.
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Time to head to home depot... (Score:3, Insightful)
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I wouldn't think that the whiteboard itself is a hoax. Folks occasionally use a new whiteboard, and new marker. It happens once in the life of a whiteboard. :)
Smudges on whiteboards are frequently from "ink" that has dried on. It wipes off fine not long after you put it on, but not so great months later. I've had boards where particular notes were written months or years before, and when that information finally does change, it doesn't come off gracefully. But that's why they have wh
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Unfortunately, I'm sure I'll be getting this in as chain letters for years to come.
What are these "letters" you talk about? Is this some new social network, or a new kind of e-mail?
(Yeah I know, off-topic, mod me down to hell, I can burn some...)
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Just for future reference for you – the difference between permanent marker and dry wipe pen is that the dry wipe pens have a solvent in them to disolve the previous "ink". You can easily clean off permanent marker simply by drawing over it with dry wipe pen and immediately rubbing it out.
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Yes, but that leaves an entirely new type of stain. :(
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Use cheap vodka to clean whiteboards.
It does a better job, is a lot cheaper, and doesn't leave the entire room choking on the incredibly nasty fumes like commercial whiteboard cleaner.
Just put it in a regular spray bottle and don't tell anybody what it is - works like a champ. I haven't tried it on permanent marker, but I have a feeling it might just work...
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That said the rest of the story is a hoax. The only people this was emailed to is half the internet via the usual spam chain mail.
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Wait what? Someone has gone to the effort of taking all these individual pictures and poses, and you think they had the patience to screw around with paint / photoshop to draw the lines on the board? People on the whole a lazy. That alone should give you an indication that the pictures are real.
I'm thinking some ad company took the pictures of a model with an empty whiteboard as a template for ads where they could write whatever discount of the week they planned on advertizing later. Then someone got a hold of these after seeing the Jet Blue quitting story and thought "hey, quitting stories are hot right now, let's make up a story of our own!"
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She's an actress (Score:5, Insightful)
But still an HPOA.
As Teal'c would say (Score:4, Funny)
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[scruffy]Second[/scruffy]
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Hot Piece Of Ass. Aka tart, trollop, strumpet, floozy or hussy.
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I got hooked (Score:1)
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... and at some point quitting in a spectacular way becomes worth it.
No matter how much you hate your job you should never burn a bridge. Even if you hate the job with every fiber of your being and it goes against all your morals you should still try to quit on the best terms possible because there is always a chance how you handled yourself in that situation will come back to you. You don't have to be friends with everyone when you walk out the door but you need to take the emotion out of it. Just say you can't handle the work and be ready to explain why at your next in
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And did someone photograph you doing that, using a high quality prosumer camera and professional lighting work in a clearly staged office environment? And do you look like a super model who spends her days going to auditions rather than answering phones and dealing with a douchey boss?
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Whaa? (Score:1)
The flight attendant story is much better... (Score:1)
The jetblue guy did a better job then this! (Score:4, Insightful)
The jetblue guy did a better job then this!
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THAN this. FFS.
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Re:The jetblue guy did a better job then this! (Score:5, Insightful)
It was grabbing the beer on the way out that was the stroke of genius.
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It was grabbing the beer on the way out that was the stroke of genius.
That, and when the cops came to his house to arrest him he was allegedly "engaged in sexual activities."
As a friend said yesterday, I like to think that he was yelling, "Fuuuuuccckk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" on the way down the slide, beer in hand.
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Yes. It appears he had a sudden stroke of Priorities.
This kind of stuff (Score:1)
I was going to post it on YouTube but now everyone will just think it's fake. Goddamn internet.
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If it makes you feel better: I have no problem believing that your penis super-duper-fabulously gay, and I congratulate you on having the courage to tell everyone about it... it takes a big, burly, hairy, leather-clad man to tell the world something that personal and socially stigmatized.
You're welcome.
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Just call Jenny up and ask... (Score:5, Funny)
867-5309
/., you're trying too hard (Score:5, Informative)
Dear /.,
Please stop trying to be Digg/Reddit. It's really quite embarrassing. You post these stories way past their expiration date and provide no meaningful content to contribute enlightenment or lolz. We've already seen the story. We've already read the comments. Don't fall into the trap of pandering mainstream drivel to drive traffic. If my grandma knows about it, it doesn't belong on /. Even in "Idle" your readers expect more.
Lovingly yours,
#563978
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Hmm. I think that you have things a bit backward. Slashdot was compiling links and listing them with no added value or enlightenment long before Digg or Reddit were around.
Just because there's now an 'idle' section to which the drivel is relegated doesn't mean /. hasn't been driveling since Digg was in diapers.
Yeah whatever,
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Obvious (Score:1)
For one thing, she's NOT AT WORK.
I'm usually at work when I quit, though this has not always been true. But a whiteboard from the fridge, a moment of feeling unappreciated, what the heck, post this. The gang at work will get a Kick out of it.
So, without encouraging this by actually RTFA, did her boss accept her resignation?
Was obvious from the beginning (Score:2)
Come on, the site's called "The Chive." You know, like "The Onion?"
Emergency slides Dry erase boards... (Score:2)
Emergency slides > Dry erase boards....
I'm just sayin...
That guy is a ready made pop-culture hero for our times...I predict instant internet fame, and appearances on talk shows, reality shows, and job offers...
THIS is how you do it: (Score:2)
Doug Walker quitting his job [thatguywit...lasses.com]
GIS is USELESS (Score:1)
HOPA != HPOA (Score:2)
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Re:I would have fired her too (Score:5, Funny)
grammar
--The Spelling Nazi
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-- The Spelling Nazi
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-- The Grammaer Nazi
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Grammar does goes wonky around pretty girls
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Right you is.
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You can; it's clumsy but it's quite correct, in the same way that it's is a perfectly acceptable contraction of 'it has'.
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Could someone please come up with sources?
I looked it up in my school's grammar book and wikipedia. Both explicitly allow the combination of pronouns with contracted auxiliary verbs. But neither forbid the use of contracted auxiliary verbs with real nouns.
I'm not a native speaker - but it definately doesn't sound clumsy to me. And this obviously is a situation where informal use of a language is quite appropriate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)#English [wikipedia.org]
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No. Assistant's is possessive, like "this is the assistant's pen" [wikipedia.org].
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I think you're mostly right but I also think you're arguing against human nature at the same time.
It's in a woman's nature to want to be physically attractive, to compete against other women to be "most" attractive -- this has been going on far longer than just our very recent contemporary mass-media society and represents part of the biological imperative for reproduction.
That being said, I think deliberate sexual manipulation by women is kind of pathetic and usually very short-sighted; a hot piece of ass
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Actually, that seems like a good deal for the Trophy Wife, provided she takes him to the cleaners at the divorce. Then she's financially well-off and free of her asshole ex-husband.
All Barbies are HOPAs. At least if y
I'm feeding a troll aren't i? (Score:1, Troll)
You've gone from "someone posed in some pictures that weren't 100% depictions of an actual event" to condemning every "young" female american in existence.
Never thought I'd see a generation of women who's goal in life is 'I want to be a Trophy Wife when I grow up then get dumped and replaced by my wealthy husband for a younger trophy wife...'"
Are you sexist, out of touch with reality, or just trolling? Totally aside from the issue t
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Have you ever watched a woman be introduced on stage? I mean, really watched and payed attention to the context? "And now the beautiful Jane Doe will perform X..." or "And now the lovely Jane Doe is here to talk to you about Y..." Men rarely are introduced in the context of their appearance, usually only if it is the