Rupert Murdoch Claims To Own the 'Sky' In 'Skype' 186
Crudely_Indecent writes "Not content to own just news stories, Rupert Murdoch is now going after individual words! His BSkyB is fighting a legal battle with Skype, claiming that it owns the 'Sky' in 'Skype.' From the article: 'A spokesman for Sky confirmed that the company has been involved in a "five-year dispute with Skype" over trademark applications filed by the telecomms company. These are, the spokesman added: "including, but not limited to, television-related goods and services."'"
Hah! (Score:5, Funny)
Seems they own the word Douche in the word Douchebag too.
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Seems they own the word Douche in the word Douchebag too.
I came here to call him a Douchenozzle, I stayed to sue you for trademark infringement.
Rupert Murdoch is the Larry Ellison of Media (Score:5, Insightful)
A powerful, mean and hateful man - who's wealth and power have brought no comfort to his cramped and ugly little self. The paucity of his humanity is demonstrated with every pathetic grab he makes.
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You forgot "evil"
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How have you been here, since the 90's (UID 6400) and I haven't seen you before? I remember people with the same name as me!
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Over and over we see illustrations of the claim that no man (or woman) does evil in their own eyes. Like Sauron, depicted by Tolkien as a great single eye, those who commit evil in Narnia have lost any capacity for self-criticism. Sensitive readers will wonder to what extent in their own lives, they, like Edmund, are guilty of blaming others for their own failings. And at the same time, also like Edmund, they may wonder if they are totally blind to this fact. The great desire o
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Over and over we see illustrations of the claim that no man (or woman) does evil in their own eyes.
Well, that (depending on how you intended it) is either wrong or a strawman from the start.
I sure as hell do *not* think of, nor present myself as a perfect human being.
I do know that by my own moral standards, I'm a better person than Murdoch. This really isn't saying anything in itself.
It's become quite fashionable [my emphasis] to wail about the failings of the powerful
No it hasn't- it's always been that way to varying degrees. (That phrase is a nice way of associating your opponent with modern/woolly-minded-liberalism/bandwagon-jumping thought though, whether done intentionally or ot
Re:Hah! SK Hand Tools owns the SK in Sky! (Score:5, Insightful)
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You think that is bad, wait till they have to pay another 2/5 for BS.
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You think that is bad, wait till they have to pay another 2/5 for BS.
Subscribers have been paying for that for over two decades now.
Detestible Putrid Excrescence (Score:2)
Has been Murdock's since the dawn of time.
A man who will be mourned by no one.
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He may have fleas.
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They will not have him.
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Yes, they are his children
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He's crazy right? (Score:5, Insightful)
I thought trademarks were related to the possibility of accidental confusion. If Murdoch thinks the average person will confuse BSkyB and Skype, he must have the most horrendous opinion of the average person!
Re:He's crazy right? (Score:5, Insightful)
The man behind The Sun and Fox News has a horrendous opinion of the average person?
In other news, grass is green, *** is blue.
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If your *** is blue you need to see a doctor, man!
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Hey, I'm just covering my ass. Read the fucking title!
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Or just pick a safe word that is easy to remember.
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"I have always felt 'ouch you moron stop' was all the safe word that I needed"
Re:He's crazy right? (Score:4, Informative)
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Sky is eponymous
I did not know that the sky outside was named after someone named Sky? Or were you thinking of another word instead of eponymous.
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That's one aspect, but in this case Sky is eponymous, sort of like Windows is. So MS could trademark Microsoft Windows XP, but not Windows. Sky by itself can't be trademarked as it already has a meaning which in this case is irrelevant because only a ham fisted fascist like Murdoch would actually even consider those to be confusing.
Unfortunately, that's not true. Windows is trademarked and any application that uses the word Windows in it is asked to remove it or face charges. Point in case: Windows/Total Commander [ghisler.com].
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It's related to target industries. Windows is a trademark but that only applies to the computing industry. Microsoft could sue Novell if they came up with an OS called "Novell Windows", but they'd have a much harder time suing a glass cleaner named "Windows".
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Did you forget about the Windows/Lindows lawsuit?
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well that was something else, as not only did they have a very similar name, but they had created a desktop theme that looked very similar to windows xp at first boot.
basically, the company was gambling on being confused with microsofts products.
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try calling something leopard or snow leopard or tiger.
You mean, like TigerDirect [tigerdirect.ca] online store, or Tiger Airways [tigerairways.com], or Tiger beer [tigerbeer.com], or Tiger car insurance company [tiger.co.uk], or countless other things [google.com]?
So long as it's not a piece of software, you should be fine.
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a recent ruling by the EU's Office for Harmonisation of Internal Markets saw Sky prevailing over Skype, with the latter's name and logo being judged too similar to Sky's..
I assume it's mainly the logo, but this is something the EU parliament needs to keep a tag on.
Skype intends to appeal.
I hope so!
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No he is not crazy. He is greedy. While insanity might bring you to heaven. This definitely goes in the opposite direction. ;-)
However, he is the guy who owns Fox "News" and sky. So in general he has a massive media impact.
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> I thought trademarks were related to the possibility of accidental confusion. If Murdoch thinks the average person will confuse BSkyB and Skype, he must have the most horrendous opinion of the average person!
You have clearly never watched his TV output.
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Re:He's crazy right? (Score:4, Informative)
He also owns the company that sued Al Franken for "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right". It was laughed out of court because the title was obvious parody. I wonder if they don't have slightly different intentions. For example, I may lose the case, but you still have to pay legal fees, and devote time and resources to dealing both with the court battle and the public relations repercussions...OR...you can pay me to make this go away.
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***Trademarks are not about confusion.***
Maybe in Latvia or Nepal. In the US, confusion is an element. Johnson and Johnson's trademark on Band-Aid in no way constrains Stephen Ambrose or Randy Shifts from writing books called respectively "Band of Brothers" and "The Band Played On".
May I be the first to nominate Rupert Murdoch as capitan of mankind's first interstellar expedition? No way to get the explorers back once they are launched? Yeah, I knew that. (I also nominate Donald Trump as first officer)
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hey (Score:5, Insightful)
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Sad fact: whoever comes along to replace him will be worse.
It's called a downward trajectory.
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You'd think that would solve things... but have you ever met his son?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8227915.stm [bbc.co.uk]
Same evil, just younger.
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I really like firefly, but that intro is almost as bad as enterprise.
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Mal Reynolds, this court sentences you to life without parole in the lowest level of the Maximum Security Lunar Underground Penitentiary.
Who cares what Murdoch thinks? (Score:2, Insightful)
He employs Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, the entire Fox and Friends team; and blames the internet for the fail of Newscorp. Obviously he's an moron.
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He employs Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, the entire Fox and Friends team; and blames the internet for the fail of Newscorp. Obviously he's an moron.
I don't care what he thinks(which is not much beyond making money). I do care what the hell he does as a non-trivial percentage of America follows his "news".
Re:Who cares what Murdoch thinks? (Score:4, Insightful)
Obviously he's an moron.
The key thing to understand about him is that Rupert Murdoch and his businesses don't support conservative causes because they believe in conservatism, they support conservative causes because they improve Rupert Murdoch's profit margins. For instance, he doesn't give a damn about gay marriage, but is happy to stir up controversy over gay marriage so that Americans will vote in politicians who will cut taxes on Murdoch and Newscorp.
Re:Who cares what Murdoch thinks? (Score:4, Informative)
Sort of. Money is certainly an issue, but so is his conservative agenda. His "genius" is in turning a healthy profit by spreading his message, instead of *spending* money to do the same. Of course, that's not a completely new strategy; he just mastered it in the realm of television by hoisting a tabloid-style news channel under the banner of legitimate news. True, the FOX television network is (or was) known for its "racy" content relative to its competitors, but fun and games end where the news begins. The strategy of any network affiliate is to draw in viewers with the entertainment, then keep them around for the news. In the case of FOX, however, the local affiliates are more and more resembling syndicated broadcasters for the FOX News Channel. Outfoxed [outfoxed.org] has a fairly factual description, albeit presented in a rather hysterical fashion.
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"The strategy of any network affiliate is to draw in viewers with the entertainment, then keep them around for the news"
When you can reliably show me the difference between 'news' and 'entertainment' on any of the popular networks, let me know how you did it.
CNN, for instance, happily shows us features on Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, missing children wherever, remains of someone recently deceased that, disgraced persons walking out of/into jail, etc. The LEAST of their features are on substantive national iss
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What does sell however is right wing sensationalist crap and page 3 girls, so that's what he does. It's said that he just keeps his newspapers be
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The expansion of IP/Trademarks (Score:5, Insightful)
I wonder how long until someone protects the letter 'a' and then requires a cash payment each time you use that letter in your trademark? I know that sounds like an insane concept but if you asked people about what is happening today with IP and trademarks they would have told you that was insane too!
Re:The expansion of IP/Trademarks (Score:5, Interesting)
I Trademark letter E on the internet $0.01 per use (Score:2)
I Trademark letter E on the internet $0.01 per use.
You bill about $0.50 and site about the same for it's text.
Re:I Trademark letter E on the internet $0.01 per (Score:4, Funny)
You bill about $0.50 and site about the same for it's text.
Well I'm trademarking superfluous apostrophes and you owe me big time!
where is the $0.07 for the e USE? (Score:2)
where is the $0.07 for the e USE?
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There's an old Goon Show where they trademark the word 'Help!' and they go around pushing people into canals...
More stupid lawsuits? (Score:2)
Whenever someone invented the trademark to protect the rights of the inventor - did they ever think it was going to end up with cases like this?
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Infringing a Trademark - Passing your product off as someone elses, or connected to someone elses
Infringing Copyright - Copying a complete or partial work without the artists permission
Infringing Patent - Using a design for an invention without paying the patentor
Trademarks don't protect inventors they protect company image
Copyright doesn't protect inventors, it protects artists works ...
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Copyright doesn't protect inventors, it protects artists works ...
Absolute RUBBISH! Copyrights protect the greedy multinational megacorps who squeeze "artists" for every breath they take and then rape any end-user who even *thinks* more than two consecutive notes from a tune.,br>,br>Seriously folks, get your facts straight before you post.
.... and yes, before you all start WHINING, I do understand what copyrights are supposed to be protecting.
Yes but he also owns the merde in Murdoch. (Score:4, Funny)
Yes but he also owns the merde in Murdoch.
mais oui! (Score:4, Informative)
Re:mais oui! (Score:4, Informative)
No, it means "shit". Crottes is closer to "crap".
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As in crottes de merde?
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The listener certainly affects the meaning. What's bitte mean?
Yeah, and apple owns the 'i' prefix (Score:2)
Hearst re-incarnate ? (Score:2)
This story increases my suspicion that Murdoch has a William Randolph Hearst fixation.
Fox in Firefox (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Fox in Firefox (Score:4, Funny)
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> What next? Saying he owns the fox in firefox?
Or the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
someone needs to (Score:2)
Has anyone checked to see... (Score:2)
...if Roopfert has a trademark on eating a bowl of dicks yet? Because I seriously plan on suggesting that he do exactly that.
It'll all be gone... (Score:2)
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That just leaves the "p", which, obviously, already belongs to Sean "P Diddy" Combs.
Ken Dodd [youtube.com] had the "Diddy" long before that f***wit did. BTW, the linked mashup is horrible, but anything that makes that tit Combs look stupid (besides himself) is okay by me. :-)
Hoist him by his own petard (Score:5, Funny)
So if Murdoch wins this, will he set a precedent that allows KY Jelly to sue him for the KY in SKY?
After all, it might create confusion in the market, seeing as how they are both in the business of fucking you in the arse.
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the business of fucking you in the arse.
Ya know, some people quite happily pay extra for that.
My master plan (Score:2)
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quickly! (Score:2)
Get me a dictionary and a cheap lawyer, so I can register all natural language words as brands, including their use as a prefix for another word. Can be costly, but I think I win in the end.
Right, so... (Score:2, Funny)
The world is not enough .. (Score:2)
Back of the line, Rupe (Score:2)
Oh brother ... (Score:2)
Murdoch is a complete whack job and a fruitcake.
Unfortunately he also has power and influence, without which he would be ignored like the rest of the nut jobs.
If I were a lawyer (Score:4, Funny)
Then again, there's probably a good reason I'm not a lawyer.
Misleading title, Rupert is probably not involved. (Score:2)
Hey Rupert, here's some MORE WORDS containing SKY (Score:2)
Murdock owns the ass (Score:2, Funny)
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Depends on whether Spyglass or Lionsgate buys it (Score:2)
When is he going to sue Skynet?
Possibly after the sale of Skynet closes. (The Terminator was a Hemdale film distributed by Orion Pictures, which got bought by MGM Studios. As of a few days ago, Spyglass and Lionsgate are bidding on MGM [hollywoodreporter.com]. I'm rooting for Lionsgate, if only because of MGM's mascot.)
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but noone says "Sky" anymore, especially after they started calling it BSkyB themselves.
They refer to themselves as Sky all the time, in their own advertising. Ask anybody in the UK or Ireland who BSkyB is and you'll probably get nothing but a blank stare from 3/4 of them. They're known as Sky to the general public, they're referred to as Sky in rival advertising (e.g. not available on Sky!).
You mean in the mainstream media owned by Murdoch (Score:3, Insightful)
Gosh, I wonder why Fox News owned by Ruport Murdoch isn't tearing Mr Ruport Murdoch a new one over this.
And if you wonder why the BBC isn't reporting? Same deal. Us knows us.
Don't expect unbiased reporting on the news, by the news.
Depening on the mainstream news for news about mainstream news companies is like allowing politicians to vote on their own salaries. Board members to vote on board of director salaries. VVD members (dutch right wing party) to examine VVD members who mismanged a bank and werent
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Because he certainly does have a trademark on the word "Sky". BSkyB was formed by the "merger" between British Satellite Broadcasting and Sky Television. Sky is a marketing name they use for a lot of their products. They'd be utterly stupid not to have registered Sky as a trademark in all of the countries where they use it as a marketing brand.
Re:"sky" an Old Norse word for "cloud" (Score:4, Funny)
Haha
I just envisioned an englishman trying to learn norse. He points up and asks the viking "what do you call that?" The viking gives him the norse word for cloud. But of course since its always cloudy and raining in england, the englishman never learns the norse word for sky, only the norse word for cloud.
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And I could have sworn it was to trap the doctor in the blue box, so that he can unleash his secret reconstituted dalek army
Maybe its a different guy, bares a striking resemblance though.