Town Gets Patent On Being the Center of Europe 169
An anonymous reader writes "And you thought software patents were going to far? How about geography patents? Apparently, as a part of the weird fight over what place in Europe represents the 'geophysical center of Europe,' the Austrian town of Frauenkirchen has received a patent (Austrian patent AM 7738/2003) declaring it the center of Europe. Not clear how one 'infringes' on such a patent, but then again, it's not clear why anyone's patenting this either."
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"Unfortunately, the details are really sparse. Wikipedia notes that it holds the Austrian patent AM 7738/2003, but navigating the Austrian patent website didn't work very well (um... language barrier...). The only source cited by Wikipedia is a speech from a few years ago, which mentions in passing that a woman's church the town had patented it."
Any Austrian patent experts here that can verify this claim? I call BS.
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I am no expert, but it seems more likely that it is actually a trademark.
The german sources call AM 7738/2003 "Aktenzeichen" which translate to something like reference number (clearly not patent number) and the austrian "patent amt" is also responsible for trade marks...
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The Austrian Patent Office website is pretty obtuse to navigate, but if you manage to find [patentamt.at] the search page, you can put "7738/03" in the trademark search box and get this result:
Anm.: IMAGEWORX MEDIENPRODUKTIONS-, VERLAGS- UND EVENTMARKETING GMBH *FRAUENKIRCHEN ^ST. MARTINSGASSE 5
Vertr: ZUST.ADR.: CORINO FABIANI *A-7132 FRAUENKIRCHEN ^ST. MARTINSGASSE 5
So there is at least some truth to the story, inasmuch as someone has registered a trademark there. But not a patent.
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LADY'S CHURCH?
You must be kidding...
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You'd be amazed how many churches have been dedicated to a lady. Most of them to the same one, even.
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/. does not differentiate between patents, trademarks, copyright, industrial design, or trade secrets.
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And the rest of the article goes on to say:
"Unfortunately, the details are really sparse. Wikipedia notes that it holds the Austrian patent AM 7738/2003, but navigating the Austrian patent website didn't work very well (um... language barrier...). The only source cited by Wikipedia is a speech from a few years ago, which mentions in passing that a woman's church the town had patented it."
Any Austrian patent experts here that can verify this claim? I call BS.
IANAPE, but I took the time to navigate through the database search. The Austrian patent office issues not just patents, but also design patterns and trademarks -- this one probably is the latter. However, I actually didn't find the above patent number in any of the categories...
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Austria must be some small country. never heard of that one..
Seriously? Ever hear of Vienna (in Austria), one of the most important cities in European cultural history? Mozart? Strauss? Freud? Schrödinger? and many others.
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GP may or may not have heard of Schrödinger...
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I think the point is that he both has and has not heard of Schrödinger...
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Yeah, but it's not like a lot of people were involved in that war or anything. (Funny story actually, most people blame the war on the Germans when it was really Austria who set the stones rolling.)
Actually it was a Serb nationalist who started it. But that event was just a spark in an already volatile situation. The real reason that the European countries were itching to have a go at each other was imperialism on all sides. They were all expanding their empires/colonies throughout Asia and Africa and were fierce rivals.
The assassination of the Austrian duke just gave them an excuse to start open hostilities.
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In any case, I just think it's kind of funny since some people seem to think Germany actually started two world wars.
I tend to think of the two world wars as one war with a twenty year cease-fire in the middle of it. If the Allies hadn't been so harsh with their terms of surrender at the end of WW1 then Germany might not have gone through the hardship that breed such extreme fascism. If we give our defeated enemies a little dignity they hopefully won't rise up twenty years later and clobber us. But we never learn.
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We didn't give Japan much "dignity" either, but they turned out just fine. On the other hand, we gave North Korea plenty of "dignity" .....
The idea that WW2 might never have happened if it weren't for the conditions imposed on Germany after WW1 is fun to think about, but is rather simplistic, and not at all realistic.
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No, Klaus really was German. Born near Bonn, actually.
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by all means, go ahead and manufacture one. it will be so interesting :-)
but off the top of my head I just wasn't remembering Hitler was Austrian - he's a bit better known for what he did in Germany - and the "culture" section of the wikipedia article was not mentioning him.
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Can you tell us your ulterior motive for leaving out Hitler, or do I have to manufacture one?
I don't think he's quite as big a source of pride as the other ones.
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The real center of Europe is probably in the UK, Germany, France, or Russia. Austria must be some small country. never heard of that one..
Have you ever seen a map of Europe? Like, ever? How would the UK be at the center? I can forgive you for Germany, since it's right next to Austria. France is next to Germany, so not quite. Russia is almost as bad as UK.
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Have you ever seen a map of Europe? Like, ever? How would the UK be at the center? I can forgive you for Germany, since it's right next to Austria. France is next to Germany, so not quite. Russia is almost as bad as UK.
Russia is bigger than you think. Actually, it's smaller now than it used to be, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if by some measurements, the center of Europe is in Belarus.
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I think the border between Europe and Asia is officially around 66 degrees east, somewhere near the Ural mountains. The western part of Russia is a lot smaller than the eastern part, but it's still a lot bigger than any other European country.
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Maybe Austrians declared themselves to be the center of EU?
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Maybe Austrians declared themselves to be the center of EU?
Could be. The center of the EU has moved eastward recently, but for a long time, it looked a lot like the center of the EU was in Switzerland. That'd be a nice bit of irony, wouldn't it?
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For example there are concepts such as "center of mass" and elevation Some areas have more land than others, mountains, etc. Which causes the center of mass to be different from the average geometrically.
Yeah, I follow you. Could be more than one center, depending on how you calculate. Now please look at a fucking map of Europe and explain how the UK might possibly be the center. While you're looking at it, look at the center of Europe and you're likely to find this country called Austria, which is pretty far from UK. Get it?
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And there's this European country called Canada pretty far from UK in the opposite direction.
If there was any doubt you weren't playing with a full deck of cards, you wiped it out with this. Canada is part of this continent I like to call NORTH AMERICA, which would mean it's not part of Europe.
I'm talking about cultural/economic centers of Europe.
Boy, that would have been helpful to throw out there up front. If it were true. Which I doubt. Your first two posts made no mention of it, and only talked about centers of mass, calculating centers, etc. And no shit, this little town in Austria isn't the cultural/economic center of Europe, so I guess may
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Non sequitur on so many levels.
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1. Colonies do not magically become part of the continent of the mother country. Or do you think Hong Kong was in Europe?
2. Canada is no longer a colony.
3. Being a part of any economical union does not mean you are a part of that continent. Continents are geographically determined. You can't become a "member" of one. I'll grant there are differences of opinion as to whether some countries are
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That hasn't been true since 1982.
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There are no kangaroos in Austria. [flickr.com]
When Turkey gets the go ahead (Score:4, Funny)
Obviously this patent should be revoked when Turkey Joins the EU, as the center should shift eastwards
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EU != Europe
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"it would apply to the geographical meaning of Europe, not the political meaning."
Do you really think "Europe" has any kind of geographical meaning?
Re:When Turkey gets the go ahead (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yes.
It is the continent north of Africa and west of the Ural mountains.
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And what physical fact defines europe and asia as two different continents?
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If this had been modded "Funny" instead of "Interesting". I would have let it pass. However, even if Turkey joins the EU, it will still be in Asia rather than Europe.
You are aware that part of Turkey is on the European continent, right?
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I know why (Score:1)
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"next time" It won't be the Germans. It will probably be one of those underestimated countries like Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition (or the Spanish incursion)
Not that invaders are effectively bound by patents anyway
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Re:For tourism, obviously... (Score:4, Funny)
We tried something similar to raise tourism here in Canada. With famous alterations to the English language (i.e. "what's that aboot?" and the ever-classic "eh"), killer mosquitoes (why watch Jurassic Park when you can live it?), and our happy-go-lucky play-hockey-anywhere-that's-frozen (everywhere) attitude we've managed to achieve global recognition. And instead of T-shirts (because everyone does those), we have the line "I went to Canada and all I got was this stupid hangover" you'll often hear at customs when tourists are leaving our beautiful country.
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My friend went to Africa and at the Equator there's some guys who demonstrate the Coriolis Effect with a funnel and a bucket of water...a couple of paces to either side of the white line on the road. [wikipedia.org]
And yes, it really works!
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I call B.S.
From your own Wikipedia link: "In reality, this experiment shows that the Coriolis effect is a few orders of magnitude smaller than various other influences on drain direction, the direction in which water was initially added to the container and its geometry. In the above experiment, if the water settles for 2 hours or less (instead of 24), then the vortex can be seen to rotate in either direction."
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Ehmm, actually it doesn't work!
Those guys that hang around areas where the "equator line" is a tourist attraction are just scammers.
The Coriolis effect is so minuscule compared to the other forces during the experiment that it has no effect. The aforementioned scammers have learned how by slightly tilting and/or moving the bucket (or "rigging" it) they can "help" the water rotate the way they want.
Yes, IAAP...
Meh ... (Score:5, Funny)
Meh ... still not as cool as living in Fucking [wikipedia.org].
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From the Wiki:
It is believed that the settlement was founded around the 6th century by Focko, a Bavarian nobleman. The existence of the village was documented for the first time in 1070 and historical records show that some twenty years later the lord was Adalpertus de Fucingin.
Can you imagine the coolness of being the Lord of Fucking?
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There's this one too [wikipedia.org]
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And I haven't even started on all the breasts (Grand Tetons), nipples, jugs, and the like in the Western US.
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Meh ... still not as cool as living in Fucking [wikipedia.org].
Fucking, Austrian town, how does it work?
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For marketing the town? (Score:3, Insightful)
It is just like Microsot patenting or trademarking their latest slogan ("Your Potential. Our Passion" or whatever it is).
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Verne (Score:2)
Yeah, then it should be the Lidenbrock Sea that is the Centre of Europe.
(Note the European spelling of Centre)
I guess this is similar to the town of Rugby ND claiming to be the center of North America. I don't think the IRB would let them get away with patenting Rugby especially as they don't play the game in the USA
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Hell, Michigan?
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the Hell
New Jersey?
Center like . . . (Score:1)
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Exactly. The "center" is anywhere you want it to be, given the appropriate definition of "center".
Geometry patenting (Score:2)
Because there always has been a center of Europe (Score:2)
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there must be prior art.
There is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos [wikipedia.org]
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Publicity (Score:2)
it's not clear why anyone's patenting this either.
Well, it seems pretty simple to me. Once they have that "patent" they can begin a massive tourism-focused add campaign featuring some hot gal saying stuff like "Come visit the center of Europe" and because they have the patent no other city can go and steal their idea.
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I'm betting they'll even have a cross on the ground for tourists to stand on and take photos.
Right next to the souvenir shop.
Is it the centre really? (Score:2)
Previously I heard the centre of Europe being in the neighbourhood of Prague. Iceland is pretty far up North. But then there are also places like Spitsbergen and Greenland - count those in and the centre of Europe shifts further up north, some claimed more towards Vilnius even.
Let's see. South of Malta is at 35 deg N, top of Spitsbergen is somewhere near 80 deg N, average 57.5 deg N, then I'm somewhere in Latvia even. Vilnius is just under 55 deg N.
Counting the Nordkapp (North Cape) as northernmost point
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Back when I went to school, I was told that our country, Ukraine, was the center of Europe. To be more exact, I think it was supposed to be some shithole town in the Carpathian mountains, which, if you look where the Ural mountains are, doesn't seem to be too ridiculous.
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But then there are also places like Spitsbergen and Greenland - count those in and the centre of Europe shifts further up north
Physiographically, Greenland is a part of the continent of North America [wikipedia.org].
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And it had a marker placed there by the former Austro-Hungarian Empire, the claim of Austria is belied by their own ancestors.
But seriously, how difficult can it be using modern satellite based cartography to determine where the boundary is, once you establish if it is weighted landmass or center of the bordering/enclosing polygon, and w
My own patent (Score:2)
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Clearly (Score:2)
The UK and this town are colluding to stick the next town over with the bill for fighting coastal erosion (cheaper than an infringement lawsuit!). There's probably kickbacks involved.
Great job Slashdot (Score:2)
I don't get it... (Score:2)
How can that town be granted the patent, the country it's in isn't even in the same continent!
It's my umbilicus (Score:2)
Seems more like a copyright issue... (Score:2)
Falling IQ for Patent Clerks? (Score:2)
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Here's How... (Score:2)
Just wait until the send the mid-Atlantic ridge a C&D. That whole continental drift thing is a major infringement on this patent!
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>> Not clear how one 'infringes' on such a patent
One doesn't.
>> it's not clear why anyone's patenting this either.
1. Town gets headlines.
2. Town become famous.
3. Tourists come.
4. Residents have a new source of income.
Ain't rocket science, dude.
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They'll have to expand in such a way that it doesn't change the center of Europe.
Interesting. This may give them veto rights over any expansion of the EU.
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This may give them veto rights over any expansion of the EU.
Nah; what they'll do is calculate the new physical center of Europe, and sue the closest town to that point for infringement.
It's an easy way to make money of an innocent victim. The courts will probably go along, too, after deciding that the patent (or trademark or whatever) registration is valid.
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It's an easy way to make money of an innocent victim.
What's the matter? The town can't afford a radar gun for their police department?
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The Russians moved out of Austria in 1955, so I think they distanced themselves pretty well. (If you were thinking about Hungary, it sometimes calls itself a Central-European* country, but most often Central-Eastern European.)
* but hey, it's next to centre of Europe!