Mystery of the 'Chupacabra' May Be Solved 94
rhettb writes "The mystery of the legendary chupacabra, a beast said to drain the blood of domestic animals at night, has been solved, according to a University of Michigan scientist. Biologist Barry O'Connor says that most chupacabra sightings are probably linked to coyotes with mange, a disease caused by the same species of mite that triggers scabies in humans. Severe cases of mange cause hair loss and thickening of skin in wild dogs and can lead to bacterial skin infections that produce a foul odor characteristic of the 'chupacabra.' Wombats and squirrels are also susceptible to mange, suggesting that chupacabra are found in trees and Down Under."
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Well, you are right regarding bigfoot and ghosts
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He's only right about ghosts.
Re:Does this mean? (Score:4, Funny)
That Big Foot, flying saucers, and ghosts aren't real either? I'm so disappointed!
Couldn't they have spent all this effort on trying to explain Snookie from 'Jersey Shore' instead? I'm confident we'd all be better off if they proved she didn't exist.
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That Big Foot, flying saucers, and ghosts aren't real either? I'm so disappointed!
Couldn't they have spent all this effort on trying to explain Snookie from 'Jersey Shore' instead? I'm confident we'd all be better off if they proved she didn't exist.
I always giggle at her name.
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That Big Foot, flying saucers, and ghosts aren't real either? I'm so disappointed!
Couldn't they have spent all this effort on trying to explain Snookie from 'Jersey Shore' instead? I'm confident we'd all be better off if they proved she didn't exist.
If you would RTFA, you'd see that these mites can infest humans, and can lead to bacterial infections, itching rashes, and thickening of the skin.
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scratch scratch scratch scratch
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Re:Curing scabies (Score:2)
Scabies is curable for humans, but not animals. Untreated, it's a serious illness. It can make a squirrel into a chupacabra, and it would do the same to a human.
Years ago I had a case of scabies, and the doctor gave me some (pyrethrin?) goop to rub all over from head to toe which cured it. I remember how god awful itchy I was, ( and for a few weeks after the cure as the dead mites and droppings imbedded in my skin slowly migrated toward the outer layers to be sloughed off. The alergic reaction contin
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I meant to say that it's not curable in WILD animals since wild animals don't have access to vet care or medicines.
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No. Each of those phenomena will have to be explained separately.
Dodgy university? (Score:1)
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Id thank you to learn how to read before taking shots at my alma mater. Thanks.
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"The mystery of the legendary chupacabra, a beast said to drain the blood of domestic animals at night..."
There's nothing wrong with my reading skills, but in true Slashdot tradition I didn't get as far as reading TFA before I saw that. I have no animus against your alma mater, so I'm sorry if I gave offence.
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That Big Foot
I'm pretty sure that the sasquatch [freewebs.com] isn't a mangy anything.
Hrmm (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps they should investigate how it's related to the Australian Drop Bear.
(The Koala's distant carnivorous cousin who drops out of trees onto unsuspecting passers by)
Re:Hrmm (Score:5, Informative)
I'm far from unsuspecting, but I narrowly avoided a big female taking my ear off only a couple of months ago. I don't go camping or walking in the national park near my parents' house without my bearspike and/or a bottle of vinegar now.
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If you carried a gun you would be safer, silly Australians surrendering your right to defend themselves.
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What do you mean? prisoners never had the right to carry guns.....
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And you think a gun would be any use against a drop bear???
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> > "If you carried a gun you would be safer, silly Australians surrendering your right to defend themselves."
Having to carry a gun for defense is only a requirement in a lawless society; as is the case in Somalia or similar places.
When it comes to Australian wildlife all one needs is venom-proof clothing, the sense not to swim with crocodiles, or a knife about which one can say: 'This is a knife!'
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Spot the newbie.
I thought everybody knew that if you rub Vegemite behind your ears, the drop-bears will leave you alone.
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Some here would not be opposed to a big female nibbling on their ear.
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Did somebody say 'steak'? :)
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I'm far from unsuspecting, but I narrowly avoided a big female taking my ear off only a couple of months ago.
You misspelled "talking" there.
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Depends on what kind of wombat. If you're in Tasmania (IMO the unquestionable road-kill capital of the world), the wombats are mostly cute little things with button-noses that are intelligently designed [that's a joke, guys] to make you feel really guilty when you hit them with your car, leaving them on their backs with their round, cuddly tummies facing the sun.
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I am fairly certain that none of the reptiles, fish, birds, amphibians or insects native to Australia are marsupials.
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I thought the Drop Bear would tunnel from one computer to another. The name would make more sense your way, though.
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The cover-up conspiracy continus (Score:1)
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Oh, I thought they hung out here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belizean_Grove [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_on_Foreign_Relations [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilateral_Commission [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_of_rome [wikipedia.org]
From Chupacabras land (Score:5, Informative)
I live in Puerto Rico, were a big part of the "Chupacabras" myth started.
1st, there are no coyotes in Puerto Rico.. so WTF.
2nd, this is just urban legend... crap you tell at 2 in the morning. Then the news pics up on it.
Years ago (1970s?) there was a local surgeon that "manufactured" these odd "Cara de Diablo" (Face of the Devil??) things. Nobody had ever seen such a thing.
He left them around for everybody's amusement (especially the media).
Big uproar about the Cara de Diablos and what they were.
When the guy came out of the woods, he explained: They were stingrays, he would cut-off the "wings" in a diamond pattern... then stitch them up with his superb abilities.
Chupacabras doesn't exist people.
Re:From Chupacabras land (Score:5, Interesting)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Haniver [wikipedia.org]
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Thanks for the link!
Now I know more than before.
Very informative, and without a doubt, that's were the local surgeon copied his idea from.
Have a good day! =)
Re:From Chupacabras land (Score:4, Informative)
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Chupacabra, slang, Spanish. Translation: "Goat Sucker". [everything2.com] The Chupacabra is a possibly/probably mythical creature which tends to only "appear" in areas with a large hispanic population, rumored to drink the blood of animals, especially/initially goats. (Hence the name.) It is rumored to be a medium-sized creature, similar to a cross between a dog and a lizard. It's said to be capable of walking bipedally. There are occasional reports of missing organs in (or more to the point, not in) the victims of its attac
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Well it makes a lot more sense when you realize the high desert is actually covered in swampland.
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Well it makes a lot more sense when you realize the high desert is actually covered in swampland.
Exactly! These lame excuses by the government keeping the truth a secret (lol)
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You might always protect her from some intrusive perverts, for example.
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I have three siblings, at least two of which are Chupacabras. They've been sucking the life out of me for years!
Wombats? (Score:3, Funny)
I doubt it. Wombats live in holes. Sometimes at dusk you can catch them in the open and at those times they are pretty slow moving. Not the kind of animal which could drain the blood out of anything which moves at more than a metre a minute. A dingo on the other hand...
But this Chupacabra seems to be a US only myth. Let me tell you about this hoopsnake I saw just the other day. A real nasty bugger. One metre in diameter and 3.14 metres in length he was. I reckon he broke the new speed limit on Lygon street...
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"When threatened, however, they can reach up to 40 km/h (25 mph) and maintain that speed for up to 90 seconds." Source [wikipedia.org]
The article also says that can bowl a human over. Now imagine a pack of wombats; one traps you in, another bowls you over, then while you are helpless on they ground they all rush in rip you to shreds. Once they have the taste of blood, there is no stopping them. But they definitely can't climb trees...
What about El Chupanibre? (Score:2, Funny)
Does this mean... (Score:2, Funny)
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ground up hotdog.
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Idle... (Score:5, Insightful)
I honestly don't get how stories get listed/tagged Idle these days. Some of them are really of interest and bring new insight to previously discussed topics. Idle should be Idle... this is something else.
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Shouldn't "Idle" mean "Uneventful"? (Score:4, Insightful)
What's curious is the word "idle" here in Slashdot has been mangled to mean "weird stuff with some (or a lot of) idiocy involved", when it really ought to mean "this might be remotely interesting in an otherwise completely uneventful day."
Anyway, by either of those standards, this article is clearly not idle.
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I remember reading about this years ago, yes.
Maybe? omg really!? (Score:1)
And exactly how does a coyote drain its victim of all it's blood? Has no one thought to wonder why it would only consume the blood (if at all that's possible without sufficient time and victim-mutilation) and not the other tasty parts?
I'm sure there's a plausible explanation that we just have not figured out yet, but the mange-afflicted coyote theory was first proposed way back in 1995 [perhaps earlier (and numerous times hence!)] when I first began reading up on the phenomena.
This news is anything but new
I thought so (Score:5, Funny)
"Coyote with mange"?
I thought there might be some connection to Amy Winehouse.
Real explanation of the Chupacabra. (Score:3, Informative)
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it was a distraction manufactured by the government to draw attention away from the issue at hand.
Kinda like the past 9 years in the US...
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X-files anyone ? (Score:2, Funny)
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Around 50 comments and still no mention of this great X-files episode (season 4, IIRC)... I guess Slashdot ain't what it used to be.
"great"? maybe in your universe
Not a new theory (Score:2)
Where's the 'news' here? I recall an episode of Monster Hunters a few years back where they mentioned this as one of the likely explanations for some of the Chupacabra stories.
I think it's a good theory; it explains the second most common cause of misidentification. The first most common cause being tequila.
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Chupa-thingy? (Score:3, Funny)
Why don't they just call it The Warthog?
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2004 (Score:1)